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My self-summary
DISCLAIMER: This profile is best read with Nicolas Cage's voice.

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Well, everyone else opens their profile with "I am really bad at this but..." so I guess I'm the exception.

Anyway, my tale begins somewhere in the Midwest, although my driver's license says Nevada for some reason, and I have a bad habit of being everywhere. I might have been in Phoenix or Dallas one day and in Boston or Chicago the next...maybe I was in Omaha one day, too, who knows?

I could say that I'm easygoing, endearingly eccentric, refreshingly cynical, hopelessly sarcastic, and the craziest/funniest person you'll ever know, but nearly everyone says that...and I'm no exception, I guess...except I was told this by a psychiatrist, so I suppose that makes it more official.

I am a paradox. Humorous yet serious. Reserved yet gregarious. Absent-minded yet aware. Superficial yet deep. But almost always wily. My words are chosen carefully, and expressed efficiently. Everything I do is done with a purpose in mind, even when I am not always conscious of the purpose.

In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies, going to movies, playing video games, building my computer, designing roller coasters, driving aimlessly, and sometimes professionally.

A lifelong movie buff, I am fascinated by cinema as both an art and science. I am partial to every orgasmic, self-indulgent CGI special effects extravaganza in existence. I might also like comedies if there was conclusive evidence that they existed. As for dramas, what's the point? Why see it on a screen when you could experience and even cause it in everyday life?

I'm not gonna tell you what my favorite movies are because I might spoil all the fun, and some of the boredom.

Black metal, Viking metal, and especially the symphonic variety of both, industrial and industrialized metal, aggrotech, and '80s pop are but few of my favorite genres. But really, I have a taste for a variety of musical genres; I don't really care if something is popular or not, and I'm not a fan of any particular band beyond the songs I like; if it sounds good then it is good.

Let's see, I'm getting bored of talking about myself...oh, who am I kidding? No, I'm not! But I'm typing this while I'm driving and there's a cop up send me a message if you'd like to know more and I might respond.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm making money so that I could have buildings named after me.
I’m really good at
Analyzing, imagining, writing, creating worlds and living in them, complaining about the existing world, talking about myself, being the voice of reason, pretending to be a serial killer (of course I'm totally not really a serial killer because that would be against the law), getting banned from internet forums, making outrageous comments to get your reaction.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a female stripper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Why don't you ask me and find out? I'm tired of listing crap.
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Bacon Cheeseburgers
Diet Coke
Donut Cushions
Santa Claus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether it's polite to call the civil rights for paralyzed people a movement.
On a typical Friday night I am
None of your fucking business.
You should message me if
You think you're good enough for me.
You are the female version of me.
I remind you of your father for some reason.
Someone with a gun to your head is making you.
You have nothing better to do.
You're not a tranny.