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28 M Brisbane, Australia

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like long walks on the beach and hitting children.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nah, but you'd be impressed right?

I'm a recovering 9-to-5 failure reborn recluse and space-faring dinosaur just trying to find a moment amidst a swirling chaos of incomprehensible muck in which to find mirth and generate some degree of objectivity to normality so that we may topple our war-pig overlords from atop their self-erected pedestals.

Beginning a long-overdue journey into the realm of art academia to which one hopes will land me in some sort of space where I may engage in the production of avant-garde-esque conceptualized visions that are not mere shadows of concept but rather seeds planted into the communal soil of global thought to sprout into fly-taps that will consume the pest of self-limitation. Either that or just make some cool shit and have fun on the way.

I'm utterly passionate about animal welfare and have studies / volunteered within that field in the past.

I oft here there attempt to write ambient music when the swing takes me.

99% looking for poly-based relationships though if you can unequivocally satisfy my base desires then I could possibly be persuaded to pull off a mono-deal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of stuff! But not really fantastic at anything in particular.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. Let me know next time you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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#1 Rule: British comedy > American comedy

H.P Lovecraft, H.P Lovecraft, Hitchhikers Guide, LOTR, WOT, Divine Comedy, Alice in Wonderland, 1984, Animal Farm, GOOSEBUMPS ;) and H.P Lovecraft, again.

Bram Stoker's Dracula, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Bunny & the Bull, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, Interview with the Vampire, Bond, Pans Labyrinth, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Studio Ghibli (Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Totoro etc), Finding Neverland, Coraline, LOTR, 300... ugh idk heaps of stuff.

Black Books, Adventure Time, An Idiot Abroad, Derek, Hello Ladies, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, Toast of London, Extras, Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Snuff Box, Nathan Barley, Garth Mehrengi's Darkplace, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Red Dwarf, Star Trek TNG, Sienfield, Naruto, Dragonball, Azumaga, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Blackadder, South Park, The Goodies, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The X Files, Supernatural, Firefly, Buffy, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, House MD, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Monty Python, Veronica Mars, The OC, The Simpsons, This is Jinsy, Psychoville

Radiohead, Anika, Beak, TOKiMONSTA, Ta-ku, Nujabes, Atoms for Peace, Black Sabbath, Hendrix, Opeth, Muse, Bowie, Esben and the Witch, Shub-Niggurath, FKA Twigs, Husky, Boards of Canada, 65daysofstatic, Disfiguring the Goddess, Porcupine Tree, Heartless Bastards, Ladytron, EPROM, Nosaj Thing, Knxwledge, QOTSA, The Black Angels, Dead Meadow, Atlas Sound, Kasabian, Morbid Angel, The Cure, Massive Attack, Portishead, Gotye, Blockhead, The Avalanches, Jaga Jazzist, Husky Rescue, Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, Bob Dylan, CCR, Daft Punk, Datarock, Manson, Korn, Slipknot, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, Stolen Babies, 2Pac, Deadmau5, Dangermouse, Wood Kid, Husky, Flume, Mt Eden, Ween, Machine Gun Fellatio, Nine Inch Nails, Shade Empire, Sikth, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Tame Impala, Radio Moscow, La Femme, Tycho, The Avalanches, Sarah Blasko, Bjork, Devendra Banhart .... THE LIST GOES OOOOOoooooooonnn .

*FOOD* Anything but salty seafood or game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Music
- Freedom
- Creativity
- Art
- Sex
- Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Patrick Stewart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A seahorse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On Friday nights I'm not really a seahorse.
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