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  • Ages 25–33
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 5
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
My self-summary
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Diaclaimer: I'm bad about editing and updating this. Most current paring down of eronious content July 2015.

I stand firmly on the side of cake in the cake vs. pie debate. No matter how hard you try frosting just doesn't work on pie.

I never rule out alien abduction as a possibility until facts show otherwise because why limit yourself.

If I was only able to time travel once I would go back in time and kick Hitler in the junk because then I would be the guy who kicked Hitler in the junk.

And I will never feel like I got this part right.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a stage manager and designer for store front theatre.

Contemplating the pros and cons of going back to school for audio engineering.

Always contemplating Halloween costume ideas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eventually finishing home improvement projects
The Middle parts of conversations
Tetris, and by extension packing (I am actually a moving savant)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely beard, possibly unnaturally high pitched laugh when something truly amuses me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Starting to slowly make my way through the pile of books I've been meaning to read.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Musashi, David Sedaris, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, I also enjoyed The Physics of Superheros.

I appreciate anything with a good story but these are some that are memorable for different reasons.
Restrepo, Back to the Future, Most Coen Brothers films, Tremors, I like movies that can be a touch ridiculous, Demolition Man still holds up as the last movie made in the 90's that feels like it was made in the 80's.

Community, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Avatar The Last Air Bender,

I'm working my way through HBO series that I missed the first time around.

I don't like throwing around words like "trashy TV" and "addicted to" but I have a tendency to get addicted to trashy tv that I treat as prime time soap operas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sneakers that pass as dress shoes, books, dumb jokes, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often seeing shows. Depending on how much I have to get done there could also be some writing and learning lines if I don't go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I base most decisions on amusement value.
You should message me if
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I messaged you. Historically I am more likely to send messages to those I would be interested in going on a date with. Although feel free to message me first. I have no qualms about a lady who makes the first move