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PBJ_OnMyNuts

26 Spring, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to get with me, there's some things you gotta know. I like my beats fast, and my bass down low.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOAMfUJ3tsc
OOAMfUJ3tsc

OHHhh and you have to like gina.

Unless you're a 10
Or able to swallow a 9.5
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
F your system, random fun facts.
I am
Insatiably curious.
Annoyingly analytical.
Douchey big word user
Ridiculously sarcastic.
Honest...maybe to a fault. Don't ask me a question you don't want to know the answer to(:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lists
Pretending I can speak japanese
Road raging
then getting caught at the next red light with the victim of said road rage.
Telling cool stories to my bros
Mario cart 64
Eating one Pringle
Uber humor
Catching honey badgers
Grating string cheese
Arguing that poker isn't gambling
Hungry hungry hippos
It
Magnets
Eating you alive
Smoking weed
Telling jokes that need explanation
Taking video games SERIOUSLY
Crackin bottles
Mackin models
Dropping my phone
Losing my phone
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely my height...? Possibly my 2legit2quit green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Your mom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) procrastination
2)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which direction the earth is spinning underneath me

Who closes the door...when the bus driver get off
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My kik is the same name as here
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have tits and are also funny.

You need me to teach you how to dougie.

You need to get smoked out.

You want to give me many massages.

You want to troll me into thinking I'm getting a blow joe from you.