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30 New Orleans, LA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Everybody says they have a hard time describing themselves, I like to think it comes naturally. People are more or less afraid to compliment themselves. I'm a boisterous, funny, and generally likable person. I go out of my way to try and make the world a better place to be and I like to picture myself the intellectual cross between Leonard for sweetness and Sheldon for aloofness on the Big Bang Theory.

I prefer to keep my religious views largely to myself. I'm a scientific liberal metaphysical Catholic. I used to have a more convoluted explanation, but suffice to say I believe in evolution & I'm pro-choice to the hilt.

I'm a loving person in all honesty, a true and hopeless optimist, I don't get down like some people do, nothing is able to stop me from my appointed rounds, I am a metaphysical postman making his rounds and if that is off-putting, I understand, but it is who I am and what I do with my life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my PhD in Political Science at UNO. I've just accepted a position working at the youth treatment center, I work overnights. The tradeoffs are worth it, I'll also be working at UNO as a professor soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything? Yeah....Everything!
Winning arguments about politics
Writing, but sadly only non-fiction. All my imagination juice is being used up right now in other areas.
Getting to the gym, lost over 100 lbs in 3 years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never ask people but I'm remembered everywhere I go. I attribute it to my size but everybody insists it's my pleasant demeanor and general pleasantries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I wish I could say I read fiction anymore...

Movies: Inception, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, Clue: The Movie, and Johnny Dangerous (I just realized I think this is the movie I've seen the most times in my life besides maybe Back to the Future trilogy) ...The list goes on but I tend to prefer comedies over mindless action films. The Back To the Future Trilogy are some of my favorite films of all time. I would truly enjoy owning a delorean sometime in my life.

Also if you've ever seen the Phantom of the Paradise we should chat. I'm thinking of getting the owl mask from that movie just so I can have an excuse for halloween dress up. :D

Music: I tend to live on alt nation on Sirius/XM - punk rock, top 40. Naming bands is not my forte but I'll try since all the cool kids seem to do it. Rancid, op ivy, the distillers, sleigh bells, the eels, garbage, be your own pet, Florence + the machine, Lady GaGa...really the list goes on but I feel cool enough now.

Food: I'm adventurous, I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This space either makes you seem vacuous or seem like you're trying to hard. The more I read them the more I hate this space. But let's try and make me sound like neither.

Vehicle to getaway in
Books - preferably the good variety
Good people - I used to list friends, but really I just care about being around good people. They'll be friends by virtue of their virtue.
Memories - Good, bad, ugly, they're mine and I can't imagine ever regretting a thing in my life.
Life - both the cereal and the concept! Once you've stopped living it for a while you realize how much you miss it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What kind of life am I leading? Am I being the person I want to be?

As an aside, I also mull over the future I have in this realm of existence, who will I spend it with, how can I impact it for the better, and when will I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, flat out. Nothing special. I probably am watching Youtube while I grade if I'm not reading. I've developed a few reliable board gaming friends. I'm sadly the most pathetic person for bars and clubs. I can't hear very well in loud places so it makes understanding other people near impossible. I'm more a coffee shop type of guy anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a one night stand once, it just sort of happened and while we didn't consummate it fully I found it completely unsatisfying. For those who enjoy it, more power to them. I wish for it never to happen again.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy a good conversation & are trying to enjoy life to its fullest.

PS: I know most people won't read down to this level but as the internet seems to bring about more anonymity in an unhealthy fashion I do reply to all messages regardless of my personal level of interest if only to be polite. I picture this place as a giant sidewalk where if you were to say hello I should atleast be obliged to reply back with a pleasantry. Call it a pet peeve.