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30 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:37pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Notice: I am in town now! Interesting
place to say the least.

Everybody says they have a hard time describing themselves, I like to think it comes naturally. People are more or less afraid to compliment themselves. I'm a boisterous, funny, and generally likable person. I go out of my way to try and make the world a better place to be and I like to picture myself the intellectual cross between Leonard for sweetness and Sheldon for aloofness on the Big Bang Theory.

I struggle day to day like everybody else and I truly do see the beauty in living. I'm a person who believes in a higher power. I go to church when I can but I don't go out of some dogmatic desire, I go because it allows me to get clarity. I hold out hope that there is a greater power even though my scientific side struggles with that occasionally.

I'm a loving person in all honesty, a true and hopeless optimist, I don't get down like some people do, nothing is able to stop me from my appointed rounds, I am a metaphysical postman making his rounds and if that is off-putting, I understand, but it is who I am and what I do with my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm leaving NAU for greener pastures and lower land in New Orleans. I'll still be getting my PhD, just at the University of New Orleans as an adjunct faculty hopefully.

I'm really trying to expand my circle of friends, as I am moving to a new city I'm hoping that I can actually find somebody who shares a modest common interest who will be willing to go bowling once in a while or get a coffee and chat. I'm terrible at making friends but I am open if anything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything? Yeah....Everything!
Winning arguments about politics
Writing, but sadly only non-fiction. All my imagination juice is being used up right now in other areas.
Getting to the gym, lost over 100 lbs in 3 years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never ask people but I'm remembered everywhere I go. I attribute it to my size but everybody insists it's my pleasant demeanor and general pleasantries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wish I could say I read fiction anymore...

Movies: Inception, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, Clue: The Movie, and Johnny Dangerous (I just realized I think this is the movie I've seen the most times in my life besides maybe Back to the Future trilogy) ...The list goes on but I tend to prefer comedies over mindless action films. The Back To the Future Trilogy are some of my favorite films of all time. I would truly enjoy owning a delorean sometime in my life.

Music: I tend to live on alt nation on Sirius/XM - punk rock, top 40. Naming bands is not my forte but I'll try since all the cool kids seem to do it. Rancid, op ivy, the distillers, sleigh bells, the eels, garbage, be your own pet, Florence + the machine, Lady GaGa...really the list goes on but I feel cool enough now.

Food: I'm adventurous, I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This space either makes you seem vacuous or seem like you're trying to hard. The more I read them the more I hate this space. But let's try and make me sound like neither.

Vehicle to getaway in
Books - preferably the good variety
Clean underwear - refer to bill Cosby on the matter
Life - both the cereal and the concept! Once you've stopped living it for a while you realize how much you miss it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What kind of life am I leading? Am I being the person I want to be?

As an aside, I also mull over the future I have in this realm of existence, who will I spend it with, how can I impact it for the better, and when will I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, flat out. Nothing special. I probably am watching Youtube while I grade if I'm not reading. I really don't have 'hangout' friends here, so I tend to do most of my social interaction at work-school. That would be nice to change though.

I'm sadly the most pathetic person for bars and clubs. I can't hear very well in loud places so it makes understanding other people near impossible. I'm more a coffee shop type of guy anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Also I can't really swim though I'm changing that.

This section seems to be growing, but I have no idea why people like chap stick. I understand it's use but I think I've used it maybe five times in life. I just fail at understanding people's absolute love of the stuff.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy a good conversation & are trying to enjoy life to its fullest.

PS: I know most people won't read down to this level but as the internet seems to bring about more anonymity in an unhealthy fashion I do reply to all messages regardless of my personal level of interest if only to be polite. I picture this place as a giant sidewalk where if you were to say hello I should atleast be obliged to reply back with a pleasantry. Call it a pet peeve.