I live by a code. A strict code. A code best summed up here:
Anyway, the vitals: 5'8, ~168 lbs, negotiable facial hair, if any of that's important to you. I wish I could say I was over six feet tall and had a full head of hair, but I'm not, and I don't. Genetics are a bitch. I do my best with what I've got, though. Like my calves - if you like strong calves, I may be your guy. Leg calves, for the record. Not baby cows. I have a small apartment and could not possibly keep more than one of those.
I'm a gainfully employed, responsible, and debt-free adult, but I'm also a big kid at heart. I follow current events, pay my bills on time, take care of myself physically, emotionally, and financially - but I love Star Wars and South Park and listening to loud music, too. I also love breakfast burritos. I cannot stress this enough.
I find Bill Murray, the Marx Brothers, Tina Fey, Mitch Hedberg, Eugene Mirman, David Cross, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Ron Swanson, and Statler and Waldorf hilarious, if that helps you figure out what I think is funny.
I clean up well, but definitely enjoy dressing down on occasion, too.
I try not to take for granted how fortunate I am in my life to have my health, a safe place to live, food on the table, and plenty of toys to keep me entertained.