Also, it should be noted: I smile a lot - just not in pictures, apparently!
I'm a gainfully employed, responsible, debt-free adult, but I'm also a big kid at heart (two words: Star Wars). I also currently have two tattoos (two words: Star Wars).
I think I have a very healthy sense of humor, although I'm probably doing my best to disprove it in this profile. My heroes in life are Bill Murray, the Marx Brothers, Bobby Heenan, Tina Fey, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and Statler and Waldorf, if that helps you figure out what I think is funny. (Yes, Bobby Heenan. I'll own that. No apologies.)
No kids, no drama, no surprises waiting to jump out at some unexpected moment, I promise.
I'm drug free and a casual drinker. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
I own about a dozen sportscoats, so I clean up nice when I need to. I also have about 50 t-shirts, so I can dress down, too. I don't really have a preference between the two (unless there's ironing involved).
I have a car. Vancouver, Beaverton and Hillsboro are in play ;)
I work hard, and I try not to take for granted how fortunate I am in my life to have my health, a safe place to live, food on the table, and plenty of toys to keep me entertained.
I'm originally from Massachusetts, so YES I love my Red Sox, but NO I don't have an accent. :) I'm also not Irish. I'm also not a Duck or a Beaver. Some people seem to take that stuff really seriously, so I wanted to get that out there! I've never played golf in my life and don't intend to start. Somehow, I've also never been on skies or ice skates! Those, however, I'd definitely try.
Also: All those questions I answered, and now we expect them to instantly tell us if we're perfect matches or not? I've had this profile for a while. I honestly don't even remember what I answered for a lot of them. My opinions may have shifted a bit, or maybe they haven't. I don't know. If something seems odd, or that it might be a potential dealbreaker, ask me about it! Maybe it's not as big a deal as it may seem. (Or maybe it's even worse than you feared!)