Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Eats pop tarts raw. Been told life is short.
I know most of the lyrics to Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog, and I
will try to trick the person bagging my groceries into singing
I'm a civil engineer for a construction company and back in school
getting an MBA and some more engineering degrees.
I love the outdoors, biking, running, hiking and working out.
Just once, I'd like to make it through the lion king without mufasa
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not hitting snooze!
That's not a metaphor. Just named my newest kitten snooze.
So a terrible, terrible pun.
Working a lot, getting master's degrees, working out in my free
time. Also I'm a netflix pro.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really love dogs, but work too much to have one - so I got a
kitten and named him puppy.
I work out a lot and look for physical outdoor activities in my
free time. Hiking. Biking. I won't re-wear socks without a wash.
Gross. I don't believe in ghosts, their just always so
It's really hard to be serious on this site
Beyond one or two sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No fashion sense at all.
And I usually wear a beard. On my face.
I mean that it's usually on my face. Sometimes if it's hot out,
I'll take it off
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The ties that bind,
History of love
matt and kim,
Wings and chipotle all the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
where a line falls in love with a -1
but the -1 is always so irrational
eventually the line tries to move on
it intersects lots of other lines, but always feels like it's true
love is out there, parallel to itself
at the same time there will be a love triangle
he's very confident, possessing 3 acute angles.
eventually he meets a sphere who is very full of herself.
they date for awhile, but she's always rolling over him and his
meanwhile there will be a couple of squares, who really don't
socialize with the other shapes
they're really straight edged and refuse to cut corners or
eventually the line gets to the root of it's problems and settles
down with a prime number.
then everyone celebrates with pi
The lesson will be there's no limit to love
unless your X is approaching infinity with you
in which case you might not function continuously
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bridges, working out, possible dance moves, movies that I could
watch before bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
So sick of work.
Probably going out, or eating too much gross food with friends and
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
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You have my keys. They look like other peoples keys, but they're
mine, and they open my stuff. Usually they are on a chain,
sometimes they are forgotten in a door or on a seat.
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