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PHerring83

30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I find that these types of things are easier to do in list form:

- Painfully self and socially aware
- Specific satirical and sarcastic sense of humor
- Music lover
- Yes, I am actually 6'1
- No, I'm not lying about my height
- I'm tall but have no ass. My legs go straight into my back. #whiteguy
- A big skeptic but I always do my best to give people a chance.
- Sleep late but am not lazy (have managed to maintain my college physique for almost 7 years now)
- Huge seafood fan (seriously, could eat that 'ish every day for the rest of my life
- The flash of light on a burial shroud (major points if you get that reference quickly)

I have a tendency to roll my eyes a lot which, I admit is a bad habit but, hey, I'm trying to get better at it! I have a bad tendency of spacing out on one-on-one conversations but, never with you, I promise!

(How sold are you by this point, right?)

Oh and regarding some of my photos:
- The sunglasses against the wall picture was me attempting to be a Grease T-Bird for Halloween. Jury is still out on if I pulled it off....
- The "headshot" one was something for free and was a work event. I can't imagine ever paying for those.
- Yes, my hair is usually messy and vertical. I like to think it's one of my more endearing qualities, right?

(Also, for some reason, I think due to having the OKC app on my iPhone it appears that I am always online. I assure you that is not the case.)
What I’m doing with my life
I play guitar, love music (going to live shows is a weekly event), keep up with friends, follow a ton of TV shows, am constantly hot for some reason (is it REALLY necessary for apartment buildings to be 75 degrees in the winter?)

Oh, I work as well (probably should have mentioned that earlier). I'm in digital advertising.
I’m really good at
guitar, people watching, arguing, quick witted remarks, geeking out of new albums, turning most situations into a joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
Offbeat sense of humor, constant eye-rolling, music tastes, broad shoulders, no ass (seriously, my legs go straight into my back) which means my pants are usually falling down and how I'm opinionated and will call somewhat out without hesitation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Perks Of Being a Wallflower, I admit I really should read more but it just seems like whenever I sit down with a book I instantly am falling asleep. Not due to the book being boring but because I'm just sleep-deprived in general (being a night owl while doing a typical 9:30-6:30 job will do that to you).

MOVIES: Se7en, Requiem For A Dream, basically anything with an unhappy ending (not because it makes me feel better because, hey, we need to be challenged). I enjoy Pixar films as well, so it's not ALL doom and gloom for me.

TV SHOWS: I fancy myself a TV Junkie but since I try to follow so much and there are other things to do in lie (i.e. leave my apartment, interact with other humanoids) I'm always that asshole yelling at people to not talk about the show since I'm not caught up. Anyways, currents include Homeland, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House Of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Californication, The Walking Dead, Community, Parks and Recreation, Modern Family, American Horror Story. Hall of fame naturally features The Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Friday Night Lights, The O.C. (yes, seriously), The Shield,

MUSIC: I probably attend 2-3 shows a week which I originally hesitated stating here but, fuck it, if someone is going to think I'm a freak for doing that, so be it. Plus, I admire people who are passionate about a few things rather than just moderately interested in many. Current listening include Circa Survive, Magic! Tegan and Sara, Queens Of The Stone Age, The National, Spoon, Holy Ghost, Cut Copy, St. Lucia, Beck, City and Colour, Bad Religion, AFI, Neon Trees, Soundgarden, Panic At The Disco, Against Me!, Phantogram, Lorde, Jimmy Eat World, Nine Inch Nails, The Gaslight Anthem, Black Keys, Arcade Fire, Interpol, TV On The Radio, Jack White, La Roux, Aunageorge, Bastille, Kasabian, Linkin Park, Thirty Seconds To Mars, The 1975, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Coca-cola, bit torrents, peanut butter cups, sarcasm, guitars (I have 7, it's a bad habit), ipod (could go without my iphone for a few days, the 160 gig ipod classic, not a chance)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it would be to sleep in on most mornings, if I should really look into this whole grad school thing, what my next career move is, maybe I should start drinking coffee, do I want to shave this morning, is it time for a haircut, etc.

Also after viewing a number of these profiles, there's a few funny antidotes I'd love to share:

1) Seems like everyone loves to have fun and laugh. That surprises me. I thought most people just like to scowl and sit i the dark by themselves. You learn something new every day...

2) The "Don't message me if you're a creeper" line. Does the creeper in question reading that just then go "Blast! And I thought she could be the love my life but, alas, I am just a creeper."

3) I know outdoor activities are fun but there's no way that many people on here are REALLY that outdoorsy? I mean, come on guys, I like to go hiking when I can too but we live in New York City.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show, out with people drinking Jack on the rocks or wolfing down a coal oven pizza while catching up with TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few things

1) I'm obsessive compulsive about wearing deoderant

2) I worry about not being in shape and, as such, exercise as much as possible (I'm kind of shallow that way).

3) I really hate tucking my shirt in.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are mature, know how to type, don't excessively use emoticons, enjoy spontaneous hangouts and hate the meatpacking district (ok, well maybe not hate, but still think it's lame when you go).

Also, if you have a dog that I would potentially get to hang out with from time to time, that would be amazing. I'm still reeling a bit from the death of our family's black lab.