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PHerring83

30 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find that these types of things are easier to do in list form:

- Painfully self and socially aware
- Specific satirical and sarcastic sense of humor
- Music lover
- Yes, I am actually 6'1
- No, I'm not lying about my height
- I'm tall but have no ass. My legs go straight into my back. #whiteguy
- A big skeptic but I always do my best to give people a chance.
- Sleep late but am not lazy (still wearing the same size waste since age 16!)
- Huge seafood fan (seriously, could eat that 'ish every day for the rest of my life
- This is city is turning my blond hair dark or...I'm just getting older (nah, it MUST be the city)
- The flash of light on a burial shroud (major points if you get that reference quickly)

I have a tendency to roll my eyes a lot which, I admit is a bad habit but, hey, I'm trying to get better at it! I have a bad tendency of spacing out on one-on-one conversations but, never with you, I promise!

(How sold are you by this point, right?)

Oh and regarding some of my photos:

- I love black and white photos since I'm pale. I promise they are not actually headshots
- I'm not secretly 10-years-older looking
- Yes, my hair is usually messy and vertical. I like to think it's one of my more endearing qualities, right?

(Also, for some reason, I think due to having the OKC app on my iPhone it appears that I am always online. I assure you that is not the case.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play guitar, love music (going to live shows is a weekly event), keep up with friends, follow a ton of TV shows, am constantly hot for some reason (is it REALLY necessary for apartment buildings to be 75 degrees in the winter?)

Oh, I work as well (probably should have mentioned that earlier). I'm in digital advertising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guitar, people watching, arguing, quick witted remarks, geeking out of new albums, turning most situations into a joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Offbeat sense of humor, constant eye-rolling, music tastes, broad shoulders, no ass (seriously, my legs go straight into my back) which means my pants are usually falling down and how I'm opinionated and will call somewhat out without hesitation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Perks Of Being a Wallflower, I admit I really should read more but it just seems like whenever I sit down with a book I instantly am falling asleep. Not due to the book being boring but because I'm just sleep-deprived in general (being a night owl while doing a typical 9:30-6:30 job will do that to you).

MOVIES: Se7en, Requiem For A Dream, basically anything with an unhappy ending (not because it makes me feel better because, hey, we need to be challenged). I enjoy Pixar films as well, so it's not ALL doom and gloom for me.

TV SHOWS: I fancy myself a TV Junkie but since I try to follow so much and there are other things to do in lie (i.e. leave my apartment, interact with other humanoids) I'm always that asshole yelling at people to not talk about the show since I'm not caught up. Anyways, currents include Homeland, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House Of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Californication, The Walking Dead, Community, Parks and Recreation, Modern Family, American Horror Story. Hall of fame naturally features The Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Friday Night Lights, The O.C. (yes, seriously), The Shield,

MUSIC: I probably attend 2-3 shows a week which I originally hesitated stating here but, fuck it, if someone is going to think I'm a freak for doing that, so be it. Plus, I admire people who are passionate about a few things rather than just moderately interested in many. Recent records I've been spinning (i.e. clicking/tapping play on) include Spoon, Portugal The Man, Grouplove, Black Keys, Twenty One Pilots, Broken Bells, Tove Lo, Vance Joy, Lykke Li, La Roux, Placebo, Bastille, Milky Chance, Foster The People, Hozier, Kodaline, Fitz & The Tantrums, Alt-J, New Porngraphers, Interpol, Alex Clare, The Hold Steady, The Gaslight Anthem, Jack White, Bleachers. As an alt-rock 90's kid I fancy Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Rage Against The Machine, Foo Fighters, Green Day, The Offspring, Portishead, Tori Amos, Third Eye Blind, Our Lady Peace, Hum, Better Than Ezra. I had my emo/nu-metal phase which I still honor with Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, 30 Seconds To Mars, AFI, New Found Glory, Alkaline Trio, Thrice, etc. Finally I have accepted that as I get older I will turn towards NPR/Dad-rock music including Wilco, The Shins, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie,etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coca-cola, bit torrents, peanut butter cups, sarcasm, guitars (I have 7, it's a bad habit), ipod (could go without my iphone for a few days, the 160 gig ipod classic, not a chance)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it would be to sleep in on most mornings, if I should really look into this whole grad school thing, what my next career move is, maybe I should start drinking coffee, do I want to shave this morning, is it time for a haircut, etc.

Also after viewing a number of these profiles, there's a few funny antidotes I'd love to share:

1) Seems like everyone loves to have fun and laugh. That surprises me. I thought most people just like to scowl and sit i the dark by themselves. You learn something new every day...

2) The "Don't message me if you're a creeper" line. Does the creeper in question reading that just then go "Blast! And I thought she could be the love my life but, alas, I am just a creeper."

3) I know outdoor activities are fun but there's no way that many people on here are REALLY that outdoorsy? I mean, come on guys, I like to go hiking when I can too but we live in New York City.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, out with people drinking Jack on the rocks or wolfing down a coal oven pizza while catching up with TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A few things

1) I'm obsessive compulsive about wearing deoderant

2) I worry about not being in shape and, as such, exercise as much as possible (I'm kind of shallow that way).

3) I really hate tucking my shirt in.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are mature, know how to type, don't excessively use emoticons, enjoy spontaneous hangouts and hate the meatpacking district (ok, well maybe not hate, but still think it's lame when you go).

Also, if you have a dog that I would potentially get to hang out with from time to time, that would be amazing. I'm still reeling a bit from the death of our family's black lab.