I once lost a needle in a haystack and found it. When I go to McDonalds, every meal is a dollar menu meal. Flourescent lights don't give me headaches. Danny Williams takes advice from me so he can tell Dunderdale how to run the province. One day I read Les Misérables, the Infinite Jest, and War and Peace... I still had time to paint my kitchen before supper.. I painted it blue. My favourite foods all contain omega 3 fatty acids. I'm not always interesting.. But when I am, I'm more interesting than Jonathan Goldsmith. When I was 4, I dropped out of high school. Sharks often try to punch me in the nose to get away from me. I'm a frequent hugger and a master cuddler. I don't like having my cake... just eating it.