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PLATYHELMINTHES
18 / M / straight / Single
Ridge, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism
- Sign
- Aquarius
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Okay), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am monogenea, achatina fulica, and acoelomorpha.
My Self-Summary
Am I suppose to make this seem comfortable?
'You're one charmin' man, you know that? You know what I mean?'
'Why thank you.'
'So I'm in trouble, if you know what I mean. You gettin' me?'
'Yeh?'
'YEAH.'
'I just need two dollars to get food, I missed my stop by a city on the train and I'm just starvin'
.........
'You know, you're one charmin' boy, shame, I'd give you a got-damn lap dance.'
.........
I never did went with the junkie to the back alley ways of Penn, she told me she wanted to get food from a vending machine. Rat pillaged across the lobby and I slept beside the natives.
'You're one charmin' man, you know that? You know what I mean?'
'Why thank you.'
'So I'm in trouble, if you know what I mean. You gettin' me?'
'Yeh?'
'YEAH.'
'I just need two dollars to get food, I missed my stop by a city on the train and I'm just starvin'
.........
'You know, you're one charmin' boy, shame, I'd give you a got-damn lap dance.'
.........
I never did went with the junkie to the back alley ways of Penn, she told me she wanted to get food from a vending machine. Rat pillaged across the lobby and I slept beside the natives.
What I’m doing with my life
Psychics just told me recently I would be famous, make love to a
bunch of women and then fall apart.
I’m really good at
Picking around in your head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear a nice fashionable hat followed by _____ (Depends on mood).
Usually I have to limp due to a kinesthetic issue with my leg.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Charles Bukowski, Easton Ellis, William S. Burroughs, Voltaire,
Roger Dobson, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Paul Neilan, Carlton
Mellick III, Lao Tzu, Sun Tzu, James Joyce, Hemingway, Rayo
Casablanca, Nick Hornby, Ray Loriga, Jeff Noon, etc.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Improvised Golfing
2.) Water Bottles
3.) Straw Fedora (WHITE)
4.) Carbamazepine (200 mg)
5.) Mambo
6.) Collar shirts
2.) Water Bottles
3.) Straw Fedora (WHITE)
4.) Carbamazepine (200 mg)
5.) Mambo
6.) Collar shirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women, easy money and investments.
Now in Chinese
故曰：知彼知己，百戰不殆；不知彼而知己，一勝一負；不知彼，不知己，每戰必殆。(故曰：知彼知己，百战不殆；不知彼而知己，一胜一负；不知彼，不知己，每战必殆。)
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing, television or out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I was at the E.R. as a youngin', there was this fellow who had
his body chewed up from a car accident. At that point on, I promise
myself I would NEVER get blow-jobs while driving.
You should message me if
You want go ape-shit with me. Or if you just want small talk that
would eventually lead into dinner, that'd be nice too.
