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PLUR40000

26 M Bradenton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm only looking for friends right now. I'm seeing someone, we're not a couple yet but she's the only one I'm interested in ^_^

*shy girls - I think shyness is adorable (and adorable is entirely good!) Look at my 'I'm really good at' section for useful info*

-Beware of Friendlyness-
I tend to message people about random shit I read on their pages. Just chatting lol I'm not trying to get anything from you. No offense taken if you don't reply, I know a lot of people don't care for pointless conversation but hey I live a pretty pointless life, and time is the only thing I have a lot of =)

Know thyself! I know what I am and I know what I am not

I am very tough but not at all mean, and the line between the two is THICK. Not even close to the same thing.

I am a very deep thinker and a man of many many words. I will try my best to show your patience some mercy.

I am a raver (drug free for my own reasons but not preachy or judgmental about it in others) and embrace the principles of PLUR with all my soul.

I am very polite, trustworthy, honest, compassionate, loving, grateful, positive, respectful, loyal, intelligent, perceptive, creative, friendly, fair, understanding, sweet, philosophical, inquisitive, vigilant, humble, bubbly, and funny.

I love cuddling. It doesn't have to be with anyone I'm in love with or even attracted to. I do the cuddle buddy thing and am looking for new ones since my current one won't need me much longer. Basically if you're between boyfriends and want closeness without a hand shoved down your pants that's what I do. I know it will end and probably soon. No attachment, just comfort =) Only sucky part is since it's not romantic or sexual or in any way leading toward the future I'm not willing to go far to get it. You'd have to be in Bradenton or Sarasota.

I love any kind of personal style that is out of the ordinary, particularly hair. Super long, super short, really curly, unnaturally colored, dreads, all awesome.

While I acknowledge and fully understand the importance of both, I am NOT a contributor to the economy or government. You could hit your browser's back button OR you could ask me why. I'm trying not to make this too wordy (lol) and explaining that would be pretty wordy. Remember that's me - many many words.

I'm also not the best example of what a functioning adult should be. My lifestyle is as hedonistic as one can be without being destructive to others. I have very little ambition and I know people do change but it's looking like I'm pretty much done with many aspects of personal growth that most women my age consider important such as occupational and financial. Now intellectual and spiritual are an entirely different story. Those are some roads I'm still traveling because I consider them more important.

My job is not going to impress your parents and my genes are pretty bad so you don't want my kids. If you've already got kids though, I might be into that for the right person. A few feeble words in my defense, I've got a few screws loose, it's not like I'm just lazy with my middle fingers to the sky lol I like the world very much. My intentions are as pure as can be but I am unstable and have always been a late bloomer in just about everything involved in growing up.

I LOVE raves and rave-type experiences like EDM events in Ybor (little section of Tampa - for those who haven't been) with electronic dance music, smoke, lights, gogo dancers, awesomeness.

I work out only enough to look decent. Working out is not fun for me. If my body composition starts creeping out of whack I work harder but right now it's fine. There's two ways for a man's body to look better. One is adding muscle and the other is losing fat. I'd love to be a lot more bulky but for an ectomorphic man such as myself, gaining muscle requires a lot more effort than removing fat. If you're willing to admit that you give a damn, I've got shirtless photos (and you will not be disappointed) but I took them off my main profile because I keep reading on womens' pages that those photos make guys look full of themselves and superficial. Personally I think that's a load of crap. Don't you want to see as much of a person as you can before you decide to talk to them? Last time I checked a guy's body was supposed to be V-shaped with muscle and very little fat, and I'm also pretty sure confidence is sexy, but whatever! You decide I guess.

I like the beach, even though shortage of in-town female friends means I don't get out there much. I'm only reasonably tan because I have a back yard and live in florida.

I love cats and other fuzzy animals, also lizards, snakes, frogs, turtles. Pretty much all animals that can't kill me, and even some that can (like big dogs) because I assure you I will kill them first if they try (please take that the right way lol)

I shouldn't have to say this but apparently it's a popular thing for guys to lie about on dating profiles. My height isn't a lie. That's without the hair and without shoes.

I am ALWAYS able to explain my feelings and actions. There is a reason for everything.

I like video games. Some of my favorites are call of duty, super smash bros, tekken, pokemon, lots of the old games, and while I'm kinda burned out on it right now and haven't played in awhile, world of warcraft is pretty sweet too.

I have sympathy(not to be confused with pity) and compassion for everyone regardless of what they've done (but that doesn't mean what they did was okay).

I can see things from any point of view without my own bias. It's an invaluable tool for understanding the world and the people in it. Say to me "Explain to me in what way *any concept or action* could be, in a certain light, described as *anything descriptive*." You will get a legitimate, for lack of a better word, 'argument' from my mind but entirely not my own. C'mon try it, it's fun!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sleeping a lot. Enjoying the company of family and friends. Going to raves as often as possible (not often enough lol). Ravers are my people. They're so incredibly friendly and positive, to say the least. Once in awhile I try to work again and am always reminded I just can't stand the strain. Because of mental conditions I qualify for government assistance and that's what I live on. I know how devastating that is to my eligibility with women and I know a lot of people think I have no future or purpose. Believe me I've spent plenty of time dwelling on those thoughts. My life is basically me going from distraction to distraction, anything I can do to stop myself from looking at the big picture and generally avoiding being alone with my thoughts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being friendly. I'm serious, at first glance people don't expect me to be friendly but I'm extremely easy to get along with no matter how shy you are. If you're shy just send me a 'hi' message or something and I'll gladly initiate the actual conversation. I can't promise I'll be into you but I WILL talk to you. I'm good at listening and giving advice - or NOT giving advice lol I know a lot of the time you women aren't looking for solutions. Lifting people up and making them feel appreciated. Fighting (as in fists not words), Gloving (if you know what that is you're awesome and we need to be friends now-ish) As for skills that can be used in any way to advance myself in any aspect of life that mainstream society considers to be of any importance, nothing. In other words, nothing that can be used to generate significant amounts of money.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red spiked hair. It's not always that way, but it is right now and I don't plan on changing it until it falls out. I also wear red contacts. People usually notice the hair first but the eyes get much more enthusiastic reactions. I've been told it would probably scare people but I don't really think so. I get a lot of compliments, and it makes me very approachable. If you see someone you wanna talk to there's always the "Well wtf am I gonna say?" but with me it's easy. People ask to take pictures with me often, it feels awesome lol it's like being famous for no good reason. I wonder how many photos there are of me with random people floating around the interwebs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I mostly read reference stuff, anything that teaches me interesting things about the real world. The only fiction I've read and enjoyed is Harry Potter and shit about zombies.

Movies - mostly horror(especially zombies- I don't think there's many I haven't seen) , then some comedy. I also enjoy movies that have more seriousness to them and are more thought-provoking, like The Butterfly Effect (all time favorite except the shitty ending - one of the alternate ones is awesome though)

Shows - the walking dead, family guy, big bang theory, the simpsons. Law and order SVU is amazing. 'Cops' type stuff and Hardcore pawn can be pretty funny sometimes if I'm with someone else who has it on but you'll never find me watching anything like that on my own.

Music - anything with intensity or power. EDM = da bess. Also anything that's relaxing is good but only if I'm relaxing. All music has its place. For example a lot of people hate country and I did too but it was kinda force-fed to me for years so I like it now but it's not the kind of thing you'll hear when you're in the car with me.

Food - Chicken, burgers, pasta, rice, soup, pizza, apples, bananas etc. Meat and grains mostly. Vegetables suck. Fruit's cool but a lot of it is either not flavorful enough to stand alone or kind of a bitch to eat because of seeds or skin or whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/friends/love, respect, money, medicine, interwebs, transportation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about everything, and I worry a lot. Existential stuff, like if everything I've ever known is real at all, or matters at all, and if any second now it will all vanish, my memory will cease to exist and nothing ever actually happened anywhere. I wonder if the things I want are really good for me, or if they would actually make me happy if I got them or if I would just start wanting other stuff.

I also think a lot about how lucky I am to have all the things I have, and to be all that I am. I'm glad I'm a guy, and that I wasn't born as a girl. Not being sexist, I mean if I felt the way I do now but was born as the other gender. Can you imagine how confusing and frustrating that would be?

I wonder why people behave the way they do, and why some people are obsessed with things that aren't important to others at all. A lot of scientific stuff too, but I don't want to ramble. This whole profile is wordy enough already.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perhaps bowling, some kind of high school sports thing (I have a high-school age niece who kicks all kinds of ass), at my best friend's place playing call of duty. Raves are kickass but that's definitely not a typical friday. I get out to the good ones like once a month sadly. Can't be running back and forth to Tampa ALL the time since I'm hopeless at finding things out of town while driving and I need to get rides with other people to get out there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nope.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're sweet and funny, or if you know what PLUR stands for =)

If you want a cuddle buddy and you're in Bradenton or Sarasota.
This is not a sexual relationship so it doesn't matter what you look like or how old you are. It's just movies/tv and cuddling together. Great for a source of comfort and closeness while you're looking for a relationship elsewhere.