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26 M Bradenton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:49am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

I want a girl or girls in bradenton to hang out with, maybe dine, watch movies, play video games, and most importantly cuddle. I don't care what you look like or what your past is like or how you live your life. You just need to be sweet, kind, and funny, like myself. I am pleasant to be around and I hate being alone.

No commitment or intimacy expected. I know this type of 'relationship' is a waste of time to most women my age but for me - well it's not easy for me to admit this but it's the best I can hope for. I can't keep trying to be husband material. I'm just not.

I have very little to offer a woman as a permanent life partner. Personality is not enough sadly. I have no long-term goals, no career, can't raise children. I'm only alive because of modern medicine, government assistance, and the most wonderful and most supportive family imaginable. Also some pretty awesome friends.

There's got to be people out there who are like me in at least some of these ways. There is no future with me, at least not one with any sort of growth, but we still have the present right?

----End of depressing neediness----

*shy girls - I think shyness is adorable. Look at my 'I'm really good at' section for useful info*

I am very tough but not at all mean, there is a big difference between the two.

I am very polite, trustworthy, honest, compassionate, loving, grateful, positive, respectful, loyal, intelligent, perceptive, creative, friendly, fair, understanding, sweet, philosophical, inquisitive, and funny. Beware though, I thought about that list for awhile so if there's something you don't see on it I probably don't have it.

I love rave-type experiences like shows in ybor with electronic dance music, smoke, lights, gogo dancers, awesomeness.

I work out only enough to look decent. Working out is not fun for me. If my weight starts going up I work harder but right now it's fine. If you're willing to admit that you give a damn, I've got shirtless photos (and you will not be disappointed) but I took them off my main profile because I keep reading on womens' pages that those photos make guys look full of themselves and superficial. Personally I think that's a load of crap. Don't you want to see as much of a person as you can before you decide to talk to them? Last time I checked a guy's body was supposed to be V-shaped with muscle and very little fat, and I'm also pretty sure confidence is sexy, but whatever! You decide I guess.

I like the beach, even though my lack of female friends means I don't get out there much. I'm only reasonably tan because I have a back yard and live in florida.

I love cats and other fuzzy animals, also lizards, snakes, frogs, turtles. Pretty much all animals

I am ALWAYS able to explain my feelings and actions. There is a reason for everything.

I like video games. Some of my favorites are world of warcraft, skyrim, halo, gears of war, call of duty, and super smash bros. I'm way behind in console
gaming because I've been into world of warcraft lately, so maybe you can show me some cool new stuff.

I have sympathy for everyone regardless of what they've done (but that doesn't mean what they did was okay)

I can see things from any point of view without my own bias. It's an important tool for understanding the world and the people in it
What I’m doing with my life
Working a little. Sleeping a lot. Enjoying the company of family and friends. Going to raves as often as possible. Ravers are my people. They're so incredibly friendly and positive, to say the least.
I’m really good at
Being friendly. I'm serious, people don't expect me to be friendly but I'm extremely easy to get along with no matter how shy you are. If you're shy just send me a 'hi' message or something and I'll gladly initiate the actual conversation. I can't promise I'll be into you but I WILL talk to you. I'm good at listening and giving advice - or NOT giving advice lol I know a lot of the time you women aren't looking for solutions. Lifting people up and making them feel appreciated. Fighting (as in fists not words), Gloving (if you know what that is you're awesome) As for skills that can be used in any way to advance myself in any aspect of life that mainstream society considers important, nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Red spiked hair. It's not always that way, but it is right now. I also wear red contacts. People usually notice the hair first but the eyes get much more enthusiastic reactions. I've been told it would probably scare people but I don't really think so. I get a lot of compliments, and it makes me very approachable. If you wanna talk to someone there's always the "Well wtf am I gonna say?" but with me it's easy. People ask to take pictures with me often, it feels awesome lol it's like being famous for no good reason =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I mostly read reference stuff, anything that teaches me interesting things about the real world. The only fiction I've read and enjoyed is Harry Potter, but if you've got any other suggestions I'll try 'em.

Movies - mostly horror(especially zombies- I don't think there's many I haven't seen) , then some comedy. I also enjoy movies that have more seriousness to them and are more thought-provoking, like The Butterfly Effect (all time favorite except the shitty ending - one of the alternate ones is awesome though)

Shows - the walking dead, family guy, big bang theory, the simpsons. Law and order SVU is cool but I usually don't pay full attention to it. Cops, same thing. Hardcore pawn can be pretty funny sometimes. I talk to the characters on the screen a bit. My roommate thinks it's weird but funny.

Music - anything with intensity or power. EDM = da bess. Also anything that's relaxing is good but only if I'm relaxing.

Food - Chicken, burgers, pasta, rice, soup, pizza, apples, bananas etc. Meat and grains mostly.
The six things I could never do without
Family/friends/love, respect, money, medicine, privacy, transportation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try not to, but I think a lot about everything. Existential stuff, like if everything I've ever known is real at all, or matters at all, and if colors look different to different people (how would we ever know? It may explain why everyone has a different favorite color). I wonder if the things I want are really good for me, or if they would actually make me happy if I got them or if I would just start wanting other stuff.

I also think a lot about how lucky I am to have all the things I have, and to be all that I am. I'm glad I'm a guy, and that I wasn't born as a girl. Not being sexist, I mean if I felt the way I do now but was born as the other gender. Can you imagine how confusing and frustrating that would be?

I wonder why people behave the way they do, and why some people are obsessed with things that aren't important to others at all. A lot of scientific stuff too, but I don't want to ramble. There's probably a word limit on this.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably at home. Maybe bowling. I've been in kind of a dark place for awhile now so I'm not getting out as much as I should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ugh clinical depression. Pain in the ass lol
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're sweet and funny, or if you know what PLUR stands for =)

But if you're small and cute you shouldn't message me, you should just show up at my house ready to be snuggled out of your mind. I love girls who have cutesy sugary mannerisms that make most people want to barf lol I can't get enough.