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PLURFECT

23 Fort Lee, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down-to-earth, but, in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.

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Meow! My name's Amy! :3

I'm often described as "nice" (which I hate) and "smart" (which I question). I'm the textbook definition of a Gemini, and I identify as both an introvert and an extrovert. Frequently, I hear the words "You'd make a great shrink!" and "Do you know where I can get molly?" (The answer to which is "yes," but let's save that for the third date!)

In all seriousness, I can't say that I'm terribly interested in the idea of dating to find a significant other, at the moment. (Hell, I'm not even sure if monogamy is for me.) That said, I am interested in meeting cool people... especially cool people who know how to roll a good blunt. Think our buds would mix well? ;)

Disclaimer: I can't actually wink. That smiley face was false advertisement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- painting with my hands
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm also really good at getting a sunburn, overcooking quinoa, unintentionally injuring myself, and losing socks in the dryer, but perhaps you can overlook these Achilles's heels. (... Wait, can you have more than one Achilles's heel? Hm... )
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... No, I never played basketball. Next question!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) attempts at self-actualization,
(2) frequent changes in routine,
(3) human connection,
(4) the balance between minimalism and excess,
(5) public transportation, and
(6) bananas. Yeah, definitely bananas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where's my phone? Wait, where are my keys? Shit, did I lose my passport? Ugh, why am I derping so hard?

... but who is the "I" in "I think; therefore I am"? How do you know you exist?

Alternate response: SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)

EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've decided that this is the part of my profile where I'll just let you know that I don't have a Netflix. Or a television, for that matter.

I went through a phase in college where I walked around campus barefoot. (...I know.)

I'm a lighter thief.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you're a kandi kid that lives by PLUR, frequents festivals, and gets down to some deep house! Bonus points for tatted-up glovers!

... you are without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram, and consider yourself a bit of (a lot of) a hippie. (I'll just be honest; that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!)

... you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship. I'm not your future wife, fellas; I just want good conversation with good, GENUINE people. Keep it real!

GOOD VIBES ONLY!