Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually
in the clouds.
Given my affinity for wearing rhinestones, I think it's clear I'm a
bit of an eccentric. I'm also very compassionate, very opinionated,
and very much interested in a meeting of the minds!
No, you don't have to buy me a drink. You just have to be a good
In exchange, I can: teach you how to finger paint, share my
homemade guacamole recipe, and/or give you really good advice like
"just [read the rest of this profile, get a feel for me and]
message me already!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still
pretend to obsess over bacon with you!
UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit.
Jokes aside, I'm mainly trying to spread good vibes; there's a
reason the acronym "PLUR" is in my username! It's about peace,
love, unity, and respect. (Cheese-tastic, but valid.)
To make money, I do the whole "teach little people" thing. If
you're into discussing education reform, definitely message
Outside of work, I make a lot of stir frys, throw paint and glitter
at canvas, flutter around various dance floors, and read. A lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...
- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.
I'm, uh, also really good at getting a sunburn, but perhaps you can
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- attempts at self-actualization
- passion in all its forms*
- meaningful human interaction
- the balance between minimalism and excess
- public transportation, andddd...
- bananas. Bananas are so clutch! Wait, can I put bananas and the
Nutribullet as one? Is that cheating?
* No, I don't just mean really awesome lovemaking! Calm your loins!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)
EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in need of a muse and/or you can be my muse! Bonus
points for : painters, writers, dancers!
... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram;
you name your plants; and you frequently stop to wonder "Wait, can
this be recycled?"
... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code
for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I
... you're a complex person looking for a simple
If you go barefoot at music festivals, I automatically want to know
If you go barefoot at music festivals AND you read Bukowski, we're
soul mates, bby. *
* Disclaimer :: I don't actually believe in the concept of a soul
mate. I have mixed feelings on "souls," too.
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