Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually
in the clouds.
Given my affinity for wearing rhinestones, I think it's clear I'm a
bit eccentric. I'm also very compassionate, very opinionated, and
very much interested in a meeting of the minds!
Bonus points if you roll a really good joint!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still
pretend to obsess over bacon with you!
UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit.
Jokes aside, I'm mainly trying to spread good vibes; there's a
reason the acronym "PLUR" is in my username! It's about peace,
love, unity, and respect. (Cheese-tastic, but valid.)
To make money, I do the whole "teach little people" thing. If
you're into discussing education reform, definitely message
Outside of work, I throw paint and glitter at canvas and light up
various dance floors (often in a literal sense).
You could say I'm a psychonaut...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...
- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.
I'm, uh, also really good at getting a sunburn, but perhaps you can
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For what it's worth, a date recently told me that I'm smarter than
this profile makes me sound... (?!)
Also, no, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- attempts at self-actualization
- passion in all its forms
- meaningful human interaction
- the balance between minimalism and excess
- public transportation, andddd...
- bananas. Bananas are so clutch! Wait, can I put bananas and the
Nutribullet as one? Is that cheating?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in need of a muse and/or you can be my muse! Bonus
points for : painters, writers, dancers!
... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, and
... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code
for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I
Ultimately, if you're a complex person looking for a simple
relationship, you should message me!
I'm particularly interested in men who do a lot of drugs AND have
their shit together.
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