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PLURFECT

23 Fort Lee, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.

Eccentric| Empathetic | Genuine

(Yeah, it bothers me that that last one doesn't start with an "e," too.)

I'm a hippie at heart, meaning "420 friendly" is a given. On that note: wanna smoke a bowl and chat? I'm interested in human connection on any level.

You could say I'm a "go with the flow" type of person. I get "naive," too, but being overly trusting is better than the opposite, no?

DD/LG
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!

In all seriousness, I just moved into a 550 square foot studio with my best friend which means I'm ALL about DIY projects. Who wants to teach me how to use a drill?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- painting with my hands
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm also really good at getting a sunburn, overcooking quinoa, unintentionally injuring myself, and losing socks in the dryer, but perhaps you can overlook these Achilles's heels. (... Wait, can you have more than one Achilles's heel? Hm... )
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... No, I never played basketball. Next question!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Listening to "Ignition" while lovemaking has to happen once. Just once, c'mon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) attempts at self-actualization,
(2) passion in all its forms,
(3) human interaction,
(4) the balance between minimalism and excess,
(5) public transportation, and
(6) bananas. Yeah, definitely bananas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where's my phone? Wait, where are my keys? Shit, did I lose my passport? Ugh, why am I derping so hard?

... but who is the "I" in "I think; therefore I am"? How do you know you exist?

Alternate response: SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)

EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've decided that this is the part of my profile where I'll just let you know that I don't have Netflix.

I went through a phase in college where I walked around campus barefoot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you're a kandi kid that lives by PLUR, frequents festivals, and gets down to some deep house! Bonus points for tatted-up glovers!

... you are without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram, and consider yourself a bit of (a lot of) a hippie. (I'll just be honest; that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!)

... you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship.