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23 Fort Lee, NJ Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:48am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down-to-earth, but, in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.


Meow! My name's Amy! :3

I'm often described as "nice" (which I hate) and "smart" (which I question). I'm the textbook definition of a Gemini, and I identify as both an introvert and an extrovert. Frequently, I hear the words "You'd make a great shrink!" and "Do you know where I can get molly?" (The answer to which is "yes," but let's save that for the third date!)

In all seriousness, I can't say that I'm terribly interested in the idea of dating to find a significant other, at the moment. (Hell, I'm not even sure if monogamy is for me.) That said, I am interested in meeting cool people... especially cool people who know how to roll a good blunt. Think our buds would mix well? ;)

Disclaimer: I can't actually wink. That smiley face was false advertisement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- painting with my hands
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm also really good at getting a sunburn, overcooking quinoa, unintentionally injuring myself, and losing socks in the dryer, but perhaps you can overlook these Achilles's heels. (... Wait, can you have more than one Achilles's heel? Hm... )
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... No, I never played basketball. Next question!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) attempts at self-actualization,
(2) frequent changes in routine,
(3) human connection,
(4) the balance between minimalism and excess,
(5) public transportation, and
(6) bananas. Yeah, definitely bananas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where's my phone? Wait, where are my keys? Shit, did I lose my passport? Ugh, why am I derping so hard?

... but who is the "I" in "I think; therefore I am"? How do you know you exist?

Alternate response: SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've decided that this is the part of my profile where I'll just let you know that I don't have a Netflix. Or a television, for that matter.

I went through a phase in college where I walked around campus barefoot. (...I know.)

I'm a lighter thief.
You should message me if
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... you're a kandi kid that lives by PLUR, frequents festivals, and gets down to some deep house! Bonus points for tatted-up glovers!

... you are without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram, and consider yourself a bit of (a lot of) a hippie. (I'll just be honest; that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!)

... you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship. I'm not your future wife, fellas; I just want good conversation with good, GENUINE people. Keep it real!