Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually
in the clouds.
Scratch that! I'm a FORMER psychonaut, now maneuvering this thing
called "life" completely sober. In other words: no, I can't smoke a
bowl with you. (I know.)
I can, however, share my homemade guacamole recipe?! That has to be
worth something, right?
In all seriousness, I'm just... me. I'm of the mindset that we're
all products of our experiences. Let's openly talk about what makes
you, you and me, me. Bonus points if this talk occurs: in person
and over tea or coffee!
You don't have to buy me a drink. You just have to keep it real.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still
pretend to obsess over bacon with you!
UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit.
Jokes aside, I'm mainly trying to spread good vibes; there's a
reason the acronym "PLUR" is in my username! It's about peace,
love, unity, and respect. (Cheese-tastic, but valid.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...
- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.
I'm, uh, also really good at getting a sunburn, but perhaps you can
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- attempts at self-actualization
- passion in all its forms*
- meaningful, motivating human interaction
- the balance between minimalism and excess
- public transportation, andddd...
- bananas. Bananas are so clutch! Wait, can I put bananas and the
Nutribullet as one? Is that cheating?
* No, I don't just mean really awesome lovemaking! Calm your loins!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)
EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in need of a muse and/or you can be my muse! Bonus
points for : painters, writers, dancers!
... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram;
you name your plants; and you frequently ask your roommates "Wait,
can this be recycled?"
... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code
for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I
... you're a complex person looking for a simple
If you go barefoot at music festivals, I automatically want to know
If you go barefoot at music festivals AND you read Bukowski, we're
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