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PLURFECT

24 Fort Lee, NJ Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Education
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.

Given my affinity for wearing rhinestones, I think it's clear I'm a bit of an eccentric. I'm also very compassionate, very opinionated, and very much interested in a meeting of the minds!

No, you don't have to buy me a drink. You just have to be a good conversationalist!

In exchange, I can: teach you how to finger paint, share my homemade guacamole recipe, and/or give you really good advice like "just [read the rest of this profile, get a feel for me and] message me already!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!

Jokes aside, I'm mainly trying to spread good vibes; there's a reason the acronym "PLUR" is in my username! It's about peace, love, unity, and respect. (Cheese-tastic, but valid.)

To make money, I do the whole "teach little people" thing. If you're into discussing education reform, definitely message me!

Outside of work, I make a lot of stir frys, throw paint and glitter at canvas, flutter around various dance floors, and read. A lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm, uh, also really good at getting a sunburn, but perhaps you can overlook that...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- attempts at self-actualization
- passion in all its forms*
- meaningful human interaction
- the balance between minimalism and excess
- public transportation, andddd...
- bananas. Bananas are so clutch! Wait, can I put bananas and the Nutribullet as one? Is that cheating?

* No, I don't just mean really awesome lovemaking! Calm your loins!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)

EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in need of a muse and/or you can be my muse! Bonus points for : painters, writers, dancers!

... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram; you name your plants; and you frequently stop to wonder "Wait, can this be recycled?"

... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!

... you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship.

If you go barefoot at music festivals, I automatically want to know you.

If you go barefoot at music festivals AND you read Bukowski, we're soul mates, bby. *

* Disclaimer :: I don't actually believe in the concept of a soul mate. I have mixed feelings on "souls," too.