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24 Fort Lee, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.

Given my affinity for wearing rhinestones, I think it's clear I'm a bit eccentric. I'm also very compassionate, very opinionated, and very much interested in a meeting of the minds!

Bonus points if you roll a really good joint!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a (mainly) gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!

Jokes aside, I'm mainly trying to spread good vibes; there's a reason the acronym "PLUR" is in my username! It's about peace, love, unity, and respect. (Cheese-tastic, but valid.)

To make money, I do the whole "teach little people" thing. If you're into discussing education reform (or if you have a great writing prompt for kids) definitely message me!

Outside of work, I throw paint and glitter at canvas and light up various dance floors (often in a literal sense).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm, uh, also really good at using ellipses in case you haven't noticed...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides the sunburn or the mosquito bites?

Well, a first date once told me that I'm smarter than this profile makes me sound. That's probably worth mentioning.

Also, no, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- attempts at self-actualization
- passion in all its forms
- meaningful human interaction
- the balance between minimalism and excess
- public transportation, andddd...
- bananas. Bananas are so clutch! Wait, can I put bananas and the Nutribullet as one? Is that cheating?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
unusual first dates. Who wants to go to The Black Ant and eat fried grasshoppers with me?! ... what, no takers?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are in need of a muse and/or you can be my muse! Bonus points for : painters, writers, dancers!

... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, and Instagram.

... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!

Ultimately, if you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship, you should message me!

Psychonauts preferred.