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PLURFECT

23 Fort Lee, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd tell you I'm down to earth, but in reality, my head's usually in the clouds.

Eccentric | Empathetic | Genuine

(Yeah, it bothers me that that last one doesn't start with an "e," too.)

I'm a hippie at heart, meaning "420 friendly" is a given. On that note: wanna just smoke a bowl and chat? I'm interested in human connection on any level.

ENFJ
DD/LG
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... attempting to be a gluten-free vegan. Don't worry; I'll still pretend to obsess over bacon with you!

UPDATE: The last time I ate red meat resulted in projectile vomit. Progress??!!

In all seriousness, I recently moved into a ~550 square foot studio with my best friend which means I'm ALL about DIY projects. Who wants to teach me how to use a drill?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the important stuff...

- possessing humanity
- asking thought-provoking questions, and
- stumbling through thought-provoking answers.

I'm also really good at getting a sunburn, overcooking quinoa, unintentionally injuring myself, and losing socks in the dryer, but perhaps you can overlook these Achilles's heels. (... Wait, can you have more than one Achilles's heel? Hm... )
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... No, I never played basketball. Next question!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) attempts at self-actualization,
(2) passion in all its forms,
(3) human interaction,
(4) the balance between minimalism and excess,
(5) public transportation, and
(6) bananas. Yeah, definitely bananas, especially really green bananas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where's my phone? Wait, where are my keys? Shit, did I lose my passport? Ugh, why am I derping so hard?

... but who is the "I" in "I think; therefore I am"? How do you know you exist?

Alternate response: SEX, CHOCOLATE, AND KITTENS (... all at once)

EDIT: NO, I'M NOT INTO BESTIALITY, YOU SICK FUCK.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Okay, I'm renaming this section "REASONS TO PROCEED WITH CAUTION".

»» I neither own Netflix, nor pay for cable. My TV (which, mind you, sits on the floor) is strictly used for Mario Kart battles.

»» I will beat you at said Mario Kart battles, and you will feel bad.

... annnnddd we're done with the "flaws" section!

Okay, okay, real disclaimer: frequently bare-faced and braless, I'm a naive, idealistic semi-socialist who's possibly poly?

Now, with that out of the way...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you're a kandi kid that lives by PLUR, frequents festivals, and gets down to some deep house!

... you are without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram, and consider yourself a hippie.

... you realize that when I say "I'm a hippie," that's secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!

... you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship.