Went to college and grad school in OK and KS but I'm a rare Seattle native gentrifyi... er, living in Beacon Hill which is a totally new area to me. I love answering questions about the city and telling people secret ways to get places!
Since it's getting warmer, things I like to do in summer are kayak, hike, river float go to Mariners games (we're gonna be decent this year, I promise), day drink, go out with friends, and awesome theme parties with my rugby team.
I'm a pretty sarcastic dude and I use self depreciating humor quite a bit. It got Raegen elected president twice after all. Most people tell me I'm pretty quick witted. I usually have a smart ass comment in the holster, whether or not I use it depends on the situation.