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31 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Chocolate. Oh, and marzipan.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating lots of chocolate. And right this second listening to Skip James's* "Crow Jane"

And now I'm listening to Orchestre Baobab:

*I go by the rule of putting an "s" after an s + possessive apostrophe if the "s" would be pronounced (e.g. "Christopher Hitchens' book is delicious for my mind" but "Jesus's fish sticks are yummy for my tummy").
I’m really good at
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Judging the quality of chocolate.

I also have the good fortune of being unbelievably bad at dancing, which makes me unbelievably good at white people dance offs
The first things people usually notice about me
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are how disgustingly fat and ugly I am, but at least I'm actually the height I specify on my OKCupid profile. Oh, and my glossy hair like a golden retriever's and my deep, magical eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who don't censor their imaginative musings. Trees. Dismissive eye-rolling. Eye contact. People who either don't bother to hug, or do so properly because the act expresses an emotional bond. The sweet smell of clean earth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to make up when someone asks me what I'm thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being the one for you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a terrible lawyer. Don't ever hire me.

I had a yellow My Little Pony when I was a little boy because my elder sister had a bunch so I wanted one...
You should message me if
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You aren't obsessed with English accents and you want to buy me this

If you're Aubrey Plaza you may also message me.

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