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PTHM

38 M Portsmouth, VA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2005
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oh christ im sick of filling out profiles. Im normally scareypete everywhere I go but this dumbass place wont let your email screen name be oyur screen name. So I guess its PTHM (pete the hommicidal maniac) Recently divorced, father of one, 6'3" and a lil pudgy, they call me the "water buffalo" (see me run and you'll get it). Random interest list tattoo punk rock rockabilly psychobilly horror movies parodies goth vampire lesbians shotgun suicide um screw it if im remotely interesting just ask, im stupidly honest to a fault and blab about anything.

I am tall, armed, and drunk
What I’m doing with my life
Active duty Navy Hospital Corpsman. Working on becoming an advanced X-ray technician, or maybe I want to get out and take up the active lifestyle of a street rapper?
I’m really good at
Umm, I have a humble streak that forbids me to mention them. Ok you drug it out of me, Im really intuitive, I almost always guess right. I'm a demon in the sack... and the intuition thing comes in handy there... Ok that was uncalled for BAD (slapping the shit out of myself as I type) I'm also an awesome Zombie hunter...
The first things people usually notice about me
shitloads of tattoo's, combat boots, the Turrette's Syndrome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books, Zen and the art of motorcycle repair, the satanic bible, the real bible, satan speaks, anything by RA Salvatorre

movies, Boondock saints, The Crow, Legend, Labyrinth, Princess bride, Shaun of the Dead, Amityville, Exorcist, Poltergiest, Evil Dead, Armies of Darkness

Music, Dropkick Murphy's, Social Distortion, Nashville Pussy, Marilyn Manson, Danzig, TypeONegative, Rob Zombie, Misfits, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, The Cramps,

Food, Pizza, Cheese, Beer, Sausage (Im from Wisconsin)
The six things I could never do without
A large blunt object (incase the Zombies come and Im out of bullets)

A shotgun (them pesky Zombies)

A knife (not good against Zombies but handy anyways)

My daughter (shes learning Kendo its so cute)

A handgun loaded with hollow points (helps explode the Zombie heads when the shotgun is empty)

Zombies (everyone needs an arch-nemisis)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex (I'm a male... and divorced, and geeky... so duh) I also think about the Zombie Apocolypse (not only a possible reality but also a great song by mortician. Oh and I also think alot about tattooing technique and what particular beer Im going to drink next, my favorite bar sports 250 different imported beers.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my daughter or at Chucky cheese with aforementioned daughter. (Ok thats Ideal Reality my baby moved to Ohio with the Ex-) so now on friday nights Im drinking alone, or tattooing, or getting drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at picking up the ladies, thus the reason Im home on Friday nights.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You feel like it. Better yet message me if your a hot Vampire Lesbian who wishes to be my eternal love slave and assist me in blowing up all the Zombies.