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29 Wellington, New Zealand Man


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  • Ages 20–31
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My details

Last online
May 12, 2013
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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straight acting asexual. nice cat but chicken.

i didn't think i was depressed until i read my own okCupid profile

this website is so frustrating. why is everything so restricted. i must be straight gay or bi? i must be one of this list of 8 ethnicities? i can list C++ or LISP as languages i speak but no other programming languages? and now it's telling me to "expand my profile". why? because i didn't prattle on to absurd lengths about myself as so called "millennials" are expected to do? i doubt anyone on this website deserves even 20 words and i mostly joined for chuckles yet i must admit i am lonely. fuck real life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just waiting to die really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being intolerant of others
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm an empty essay :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i don't even think i like things any more to be honest.

i do listen to music, just not sure if i actually like any of it.

i have read books.

<3 gluten, meat, lactose, peanuts, soy, all of them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this is a stupid question. if people answered honestly the answer would be largely invariable. six things i really like are:
-i guess i can't do six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why i even desire any form of companionship. whether there could ever be a better solution for the world's problems than mass sterilisation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either drinking irresponsibly or responsibly homeworks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is not particularly private
You should message me if
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you don't have any food allergies/special dietary requirements or other infirmities. i don't consider being an amputee an inherent flaw.