Using all my will power for this to look like a dating profile than a job application (majority of the ones I stumble across are forth telling of their life memoirs...can we talk and discover things for ourselfs?)
If your a fan of TOWIE, jersey shore or any other car crash reality TV show, please do not apply. Slightly stereotypical of the demographics, but hey, I don't want to be sitting across the table from someone explaining to me how #YOLO...#facepalm!
However, if you fit one or two of the categories below...
 Quick witted
 Can form intellectual conversations on occasions
 Becomes excited at the thought of a Lazy Sunday afternoon beverage
Please do not hesitate to investigate ;)