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Pablotaco

25 Dallas, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a strong believer in laughing, especially in different languages. Haha, kkkk, jajajaja, mwahaha. Laughing is good for the soul, good for your heart, and a neat little excersize for your smiling muscles. I'm Paul

Now about me: I am college graduate from UTA. Just finished getting my degree in Advertising and I work for Apple. I don't sell, I fix so if you have a problem with your iPhone, I'm your man. I'm seriously down for everything. And I do mean anything... Anyone up for conjuring up the dead? I'm adventurous for sure. I'm starting to really enjoy outdoor activities. Being active means a lot to me. Would be nice to meet someone with the same mindset.
There is no reason to live life the same every day because it gets boring. Spice it up, and mix it up! I'll shake, you bake.

I'm going to start my passion of stand up comedy and see where that goes. My friends think I'm shelarious, and when they are in the mood for a good laugh, I'm the man to call. I'm also a good listener and give good advice. I believe everyone needs someone to go to talk about what problems they are having and come up with a solution. No one can get by on their own. Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on. Everyone needs a hand. I'm just doing my part to make the world a little brighter. And I'm working on my Hallmark Card inspiration impression. Is it working??

I'm moving to California in the next year or two to get my MBA in screenwriting. Will I be the next James Cameron/Steven Spielberg?? No. I'll be the next Paul Feinberg... Like the world needs another wanna be Jew writer?! I'm currently writing a book. Started off as just a little project, but it turned into a full fledged book. I'll quote a little bit of it for you "I am now more butter than woman." Intrigued? I thought so.
What I’m doing with my life
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My passion is to be a stand up comic and work as a tv comedy writer. I want Chelsea Handler's job. I've had an unexplained talent to come up with shit to write with little to no preparation. I have the power of words. It helps turning on the subtitles when watching TV. Although my adjectives became useless from subtitling the Jersey Shore, or anything currently on Here Comes Honey BooBoo, but thank the lord baby Jesus that those shows have since been cancelled.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers. I have a knack for troubleshooting computer issues, and I'm learning more and more as I play around on my laptop. I'm a graphic artist, give me a picture of a hot girl and a gorilla and I'll make you lust on both of them simultaneously. I'm really good at making people laugh, which is actually a little obssessive passion of mine. I'm a really good actor too, but I only like to do comedy. Anything else is boring for me. If I'm not making a person laugh, I'm totally failing at what I'm doing. I'm a good listener. I can talk til the cows come home, but I can also listen. I may not have the same passion for things as some people do, but I listen and enjoy seeing them try to share that passion with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I guess most people notice my presence. I have a fanfare announce my entrance. I'm outgoing, so you'll notice how fun I am, and I have very soft hands, although you must touch them to find out for yourself. If you're nice I'll let you cup a feel...OF MY HANDS!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I enjoy a good murder mystery. I'm lucid when I read something or watch something. So even if the muderer is obvious, I'll never figure it out until it tells me, and I'll have a huge shocked face when I find out. :)
Movies: I'm a sucker for a good blockbuster (I RHYMED!) Anything with amazing graphics and great disaster scenes. I also like comedies, although lately it's been hard finding a good comedy movie. Horror all the way though. I don't care what anyone says, I loved the Paranormal Activity franchise...

Music: ...I listen to a lot of big band music from the 20s-50s. Throw on some Etta James, or Frank Sinatra, or Sammy Davis Jr, draw me a bath, and I can lay there for ours trying to figure out why fools fall in love

Food: Gosh I adore food. Chipotle is my favorite fast food place. I enjoy Italian, French, Greek, Mexican, Brazilian, Spanish, Chinese, Thai, Barbeque, Grilled, and much much more! I just don't like authentic Chinese or anything Indian....My stomach is very weak, and smells I don't like make me purge. Lately I've been craving jalapeños. Pregnancy cravings? Most likely.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My iPhone
2. My car
3. People (especially my friends)
4. The elements (air, water, earth, and fire. :P knock four birds with one stone)
5. Comedy
6. Apple TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time dreaming actually. Dreaming of a brighter future. Dreaming of the day little gay boys and little lesbian girls will hold hands and not be ashamed of getting cooties. I also dream of finding the best place to hide from the impending zombie apocalypse. Watch the news people!!! They comin'!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about or in and around... LOL. Sometimes I'm out and sometimes I'm in. It really just depends if I have anything to do or anyone to hang out with. I'm usually writing on the weekends. In my favorite coffeeshop. Like a loser.... Come join me! We will be losers together!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an alcoholic.... Nah jk. Private....private.... I'm a sucker for the smell of a good cologne... Drives me crazy.
I don't have many secrets though. I'm mostly an open book. But I do keep them.
You should message me if
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If you wanna chat. I have lots to talk about and I love making conversation. Topics: politics, philosophy, movies, pop culture, fun facts (boy do I love fun facts), and much more. I'm an open book, but beware... Once you start chatting me up, you won't wanna stop.

Don't say I didn't warn you...