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Pac-ManPasta

33 M Guilderland, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Autobiography is never entirely true. No one can get the right perspective on himself. Every fact is colored by imagination and dream."

October 1980, East Berlin
    The timbre of the engine alternated from a low hum to a piercing whine as the heavy sedan careened through the streets. The wavering note a crude mimicry of the cries emanating from the back seat. Its sole occupant was sprawled across the rumbling bench, her body cloaked in a heavy woolen blanket and a thin film of sweat. As the car leaned violently into another turn her delicate fingers dug into the cheap vinyl; both to steady herself and to brace against the building contractions. Once again sound bearing little resemblance to human speech slipped past her clenched teeth. The driver, adding to his imprudent course of action, took his eyes from the narrow road and glanced at her in the rear view. Their gaze met in the mirror and she could see the determination in his taught face...and the weariness at its edges.  As the car hurtled  forward the stoic soviet architecture blurred. Her view out the windows now nothing but a looming gray corridor. The contractions were closer and she knew that time was short. "Er kommt...er kommt" she cried as her body tensed  The driver took another risk and checked his watch. Instinctively his foot leaned further into the accelerator. The engine raced along with his thoughts. The sacrifices. The bribes. The killing. If they were late...No!...he wouldn't let himself think of failure. Not when they were so close. As the green Volga neared the crossing he knew the timing was right. The expected diplomatic car was stopped just inside the gate. As he watched the barrier lift he jammed the pedal to the floorboards. The border guard was well trained and disciplined. As the speeding car bore down on him he stayed calm and fired three shots. He was too late. The drivers head began to loll loosely upon his shoulders but the cars momentum was sufficient. It barreled through the open gate clipping the soldier as he dove for the safety of the guard house. The official car was still turning out of the checkpoint when the Volga crushed its rear quarter panel. The two cars began to twist and buckle as metal, glass, and rubber danced in the air. When the sounds of rending steel and screeching tires faded a single sound filled the void. The plaintive cry of a child.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring out what I want to do next. I've been at my current job for eight years and it's time for a change. Riding my bike as much as I can. Baking. Now that its summer - music and theater.Yay Tanglewood!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I whoop it up at triva, play a decent game of scrabble, and can make a killer omelet (no color!). My linzertart could possibly kill you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm short...maybe the half sleeves? My vanity would hope my cool glasses - some people have a thing for shoes, why not glasses?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These lists are kind of dumb but in such an impersonal medium as online dating I suppose they have their uses. My tastes in movies, music, and books are deep and broad. Even if you have no intention of meeting me or even further conversation please share any suggestions. As far as food goes it is my major passion. Cooking it, eating it, learning about it. I was quite happy to read a 450 page book about salt.

Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Salt: A World History, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donald Duk, A Farewell to Arms Those are just a few...I'm a voracious reader. I'm rereading all of Redmond O'Hanlon's books right now. People keep looking at me funny when I burst out laughing.

Movies: Rashômon (Really anything Kurosawa but this is his best in my opinion), The Big Lebowski, I ♥ Huckabees, Tokyo Olympiad, Big Trouble in Little China, Kill Bill, The Fountain, and on and on...too many films not enough time

Music: Elvis Costello, David Bowie, The Bad Plus, Otis Reading, Hiromi, The Black Keys, Fitz and the Tantrums, James Brown, Queen, Elivs Presley, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears, Old Crow Medicine Show, Bjork, Pink Martini, The Kinks, Claude Debussy. I just discovered My Brightest Diamond and am seriously obsessed. I really could keep going on this forever.

Food: Its odd that this section is going to be shorter than the ones above but everything and I really do mean that... Good food and drink have always found their way to the pleasure center of my brain...However I do have a particular fondness for Matar Paneer and spicy Korean pork. It pains me that there is no Ethiopian food close to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seltzer
A small but reliable network of good friends
Good dental care
Patience
Stimulating reading
Compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately how to simplify my life - I really want to see if I can do the 100 thing challenge. If anyone other than drunks or zombies shamble. How to get someone to pay me to eat my way around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A good book? A good beer? A good concert? A good game of Settlers of Catan? Some combination of those preferably with good companions. I can almost guarantee there will be laughter involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bought a boys large Star Wars shirt because it was way more awesome than any of the adult sized ones. Yes it fits.
You should message me if
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You share my passion for food. You don't mind reading your movies. You want to enjoy a glass of wine and have an animated discussion about nutritional anthropology. I'll also let you know that if we hit it off in the first couple of messages I'll probably suggest we meet. I'd much rather get to know someone in person than via LCD screen.