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PaddingtonBear8

25 M Honolulu, HI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American
Height
3′ 7″ (1.09m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like to explore vast expanses of terrain on foot. Specifically mountainous regions, on 2 week long unicorn hunting trips. I usually snag about 2 or 3 and sell the horns on eBay. I only hunt with a bow. I don't believe in using guns for hunting. That is too easy, although I am an avid fan of firearms. As you can see my income is substantial. This is achieved solely by the selling of the horns. I took one to Antique's Roadshow and it was appraised at $4,000. Marry me and you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. I might even capture one of the unicorns alive with it's horn intact and give it to you as a token of my love.
What I’m doing with my life
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Submarine
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating fast, and driving fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am an extremely serious individual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: The Glitch Mob, Animal Collective, Logic, Converge, Panda Bear, Daft Punk, Beach House....Thats a sample of what I've been listening to in the past couple months or whatever....you've probably never heard of them. #toocool4u #hipster4lyfe

Food: anything spicy
TV: anything spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. food
2. internet
3. car
4. b33r
5.???????
6. profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
beer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alcohaulin' ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a very private person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like beer.

and money. I have lots.

P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. -Mitch Hedberg