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PaddingtonBear8

25 M Honolulu, HI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American
Height
3′ 7″ (1.09m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like to explore vast expanses of terrain on foot. Specifically mountainous regions, on 2 week long unicorn hunting trips. I usually snag about 2 or 3 and sell the horns on eBay. I only hunt with a bow. I don't believe in using guns for hunting. That is too easy, although I am an avid fan of firearms. As you can see my income is substantial. This is achieved solely by the selling of the horns. I took one to Antique's Roadshow and it was appraised at $4,000. Marry me and you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. I might even capture one of the unicorns alive with it's horn intact and give it to you as a token of my love.
I’m really good at
eating fast, and driving fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am an extremely serious individual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Glitch Mob, Animal Collective, Logic, Converge, Panda Bear, Daft Punk, Beach House....Thats a sample of what I've been listening to in the past couple months or whatever....you've probably never heard of them. #toocool4u #hipster4lyfe

Food: anything spicy
TV: anything spicy
The six things I could never do without
1. food
2. internet
3. car
4. b33r
5.???????
6. profit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a very private person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like beer.

and money. I have lots.

P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. -Mitch Hedberg