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25 Auburn, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28, 2014
Seeing Someone
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Irish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okcupid just yelled at me for marking too many questions as irrelevant, and told me to try and be more willing to mark them as important or mandatory. Apparently it will "keep me from going on dates with people I can't stand."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently going to school for elementary education and developmental psychology, after deciding three years into business school that I would rather be doing something useful with my life. In the mean time, I'm working in a used bookstore as the "children's literature expert." classy I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really blue eyes, most people comment on those if they are going to comment on anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will read anything and everything. Books are like alcohol. Some are a lot better than others but they all get you drunk. My favorite book is the Neverending Story by Michael Ende. I read mostly in the fantasy genre, especially young adults and middle readers books, since I have to know what I am talking about for work.

I also enjoy, on occasion, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and things of that nature.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my feet
rocks that look like things that aren't rocks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I am a man dreaming of being a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of being a man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't fly... it's okay though, lots of things can't fly; Rocks, trees, sticks, spike...
You should message me if
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You understood how much of a joke this profile is for the most part, and find me interesting enough to actually get to know in person rather than through a template.