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PadreD

26 M Towson, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello. I'm a mess.
Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here. *points to self*

So let's get on with it!
First Off! New and improved me now includes complete alcoholic sobriety! Originally it was because of the super strict diet I am on...but honestly, I just don't care about booze that much.

As a man ready to graduate from Towson U this spring, I'm told that I'm a relatively down to earth person. To be fair, that's probably not true. I have my head in the clouds a lot of the time. It's good to dream, right? SHHHH. Of course it is! Don't ruin it!

Right now I'm a doorman/bouncer at a nightclub in Baltimore's Little Italy area. Friday and Saturday nights after 7, i'm normally tied up. I occasionally officiate weddings too, but I do that for the action more than the money. I don't believe people should be charged an arm and a leg to have someone read things at them.

So. Full disclosure: I'm kind of a huge nerd. I play video games. I get down with DnD type stuff occasionally. Been working at the MD Renn-Fist(on account of the pitiful pay-scale) since I was old enough to legally have a job(and for 5 years before that).

I had my massage therapy license(but I let it lapse). I'm still pretty decent at it. Just wish some asshole hadn't stolen my table.

Until a delightful(yet manageable) ankle injury left me unable to keep up with the group, I played college Rugby. I love the sport. It makes me all giddy n'such, but don't worry. It's not an all-encompassing subject of my life.

Outside Perspectives on me, to be taken with a grain of salt:
"You have a warm heart, a relatively caring disposition, and a devil may care attitude." - Unimportant
"You're fucking crazy. But in a good way." - Best Friend's Husband
"You're adorable, but in that I want to strangle you in your sleep kind of way." -Best Friend

Further Disclosure: If at the end of this you find yourself interested and shoot me a message, i'll probably respond. I find forwardness attractive and endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing the college thing now. The plan thereafter is to teach high school in the absolute worst school district I can find. Not a glamorous endeavor but it's what I wanna do.
I’m really good at
Being levelheaded.
Putting up with stupendous amounts of ridiculousness.
Coming up with million dollar ideas that go nowhere.
My delightful Scottish accent so I'm told.
Massage Therapy(certification expired, but i'm still good at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
Curly black hair. Beard. Looks like Mountain Man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I adore music, and I listen to a broad range of it, excluding country almost completely. Not much of a metalhead either. In terms of shows and movies, I enjoying going to see a stage show every now and then, live bands, or a musical. I dig movies. All kinds. I'll even "suffer" through a chick flick, even if admittedly there are some I enjoy.

Recent Musical Choices Include:
-We Were Promised Jetpacks
- Florence and The Machine
-The Heavy
-SOKO
-Bear McReary
-Star Fucking Hipsters
-Pharaohe Monch
-Japandroids
-Lee Dewyze
-The Mountain Goats
-Amanda Palmer
-Dashboard Prophets
-Placebo
-Lana Del Ray
-Alien Ant Farm
-The Procussions
-Sex Pistols
-Public Enemy(which always was a deceptive name)
-The Distillers
-Tiger Army
-Thomax

"I'm gonna bribe the officials. I'm gonna kill all the judges. It's going to take you people years to recover from all the damage"
- Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats
Just as a start.

Favorite Books(right now)
Still my favorite, ruined though they are, were my collection of leather bound Shakespeare novels. Thanks a lot flood...
Les Miserables, The Odyssey, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Catch 22, Phaedo, Lysis, Gates of Fire, The Gaunt's Ghosts series, Through The Wheat, Coriolanus.

"Sir, praise me not. My work has not yet warmed me. The blood I drop is more medicinal than dangerous to me. To Aufidius thus shall I appear and fight. Those are they
That most are willing. If any such be here--
As it were sin to doubt--that love this painting
Wherein you see me smear'd; if any fear
Lesser his person than an ill report;
If any think brave death outweighs bad life
And that his country's dearer than himself;
Let him alone, or so many so minded,
Wave thus, to express his disposition,
And follow Marcius."

- Caius Marcius Coriolanus

Shows: Right now I'm stuck on Archer, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Misfits, Vikings, Hannibal, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and a little Adventure Time on the side. I'm informed I'd love Justified, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Movies(Off the top of my head): The 5th Element, LA Confidential, Monty Python(Anything), Cabin In The Woods, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Evil Dead Series, Django, Pacific Rim
The six things I could never do without
I left this section forever because it's a hard list to make, but here goes. In no particular order.

-Sleep(Because I get so little of it...)
-Drive
-Books
-Music(and lots of it)
-Good friends
-Balls to the wall determination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The insanity of it all.
Finishing up this college mess and diving head first into the real world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hardly ever in the house. I'm generally out gallivanting with folk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm absolutely addicted to being touched. It's a thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You wanna talk about nerdy shit
- You wanna curl up on a couch and watch something
- You wanna stroll around and talk about nothing and everything at the same time
- You like laying on the hood of a car, listening to loud music, and staring at the stars
- You want to grab a cup of coffee
- You like giant Italian men
- You like laughing: At my expense, whenever possible.
- You understand that I'm not just looking for a lay. Something more deep if you don't mind. Something more meaningful.
- Most importantly. You should message me if you want to.

Best Bet? Shoot me a message. See what happens.