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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:44pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm a mess.
Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here.

For the sake of full disclosure, I'm a nerd. I make no apology about it. If that's a problem for you, go ahead close the page. I enjoy my video games. It's a living, literally, so much so that I work for a large game development company here in Maryland. I enjoy throwing on a suit of armor from time to time and going out to a field to fight other folks who are similarly gussied up. The list goes on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm helping develop what will likely be the next game of the year in a well known game studio here in Maryland. I work a lot, whether I want to or not, but that's OK. In the past I had a job as a floor manager at a night club in Baltimore. I still work there as a bouncer from time to time. It keeps me busy which is something I like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being levelheaded.
Putting up with stupendous amounts of ridiculousness.
Coming up with million dollar ideas that go nowhere.
Way too many types of passable accents.
Massage Therapy(certification expired, but i'm still good at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Curly black hair. Nose Ring. Beard. Looks like Mountain Man. I was recently given the nickname "Everest" since one out of six people die trying to climb the mountain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I adore music, and I listen to a broad range of it, excluding country almost completely. Not much of a metalhead either. In terms of shows and movies, I enjoying going to see a stage show every now and then, live bands, or a musical. I dig movies. All kinds.

Recent Musical Choices Include:
-We Were Promised Jetpacks
-American Sharks
-Canker Blossom
-Off With Their Heads
- Florence and The Machine
-The Heavy
-Blackbird Raum
-Bear McReary
-Star Fucking Hipsters
-Pharaohe Monch
-Lee Dewyze
-The Mountain Goats
-Amanda Palmer
-Dashboard Prophets
-Lana Del Ray
-Alien Ant Farm
-The Procussions
-Sex Pistols
-Public Enemy(which always was a deceptive name)
-The Distillers
-Tiger Army
-Days N Daze

Something about hearing The Red Army Choir sing "The Cliff" has the capability of moving me to tears.

Favorite Books(right now)
Still my favorite, ruined though they are, were my collection of leather bound Shakespeare novels. Thanks a lot flood...
Les Miserables, The Odyssey, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Catch 22, Phaedo, Gates of Fire, The Gaunt's Ghosts series, Through The Wheat, Coriolanus, The Enemy.

Shows: Right now I'm stuck on Red Dwarf, Plebs, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Misfits, Vikings, Hannibal, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and a little Adventure Time on the side. I'm informed I'd love Justified, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Movies(Off the top of my head): The 5th Element, LA Confidential, Monty Python(Anything), Cabin In The Woods, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Evil Dead Series, Django, Pacific Rim, Knights of Badassdom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I left this section empty forever because it's a hard list to make, but here goes. In no particular order.

-Sleep(Because I get so little of it...)
-Sex(being honest)
-Music(and lots of it). Live shows. Give them to me.
-Good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The insanity of it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hardly ever in the house. I'm generally out gallivanting with folk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You really want to know? Ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You wanna talk about nerdy shit
- You wanna curl up on a couch and watch something
- You wanna stroll around and talk about nothing and everything at the same time
- You like laying on the hood of a car, listening to loud music, and staring at the stars
- You want to grab a cup of coffee
- You like giant Italian men
- You like laughing: At my expense, whenever possible.
- You wanna catch a show.
- You understand that I'm not just looking for a lay. Something more deep if you don't mind. Something more meaningful.
- Most importantly. You should message me if you want to.

Best Bet? Shoot me a message. See what happens.

Side note: I can't see likes, so just shoot me a message.