That being said. Continue.
Hello. I'm a mess.
Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here. *points to self*
So let's get on with it!
First Off! New and improved me now includes complete alcoholic sobriety!(I realize my previous statement makes me sound like a former alcoholic. I assure you, this is not the case.) Originally it was because of the super strict diet I am on...but honestly, I just don't care about booze that much. I've lost 86 pounds since January 1st. I can't argue with results.
I'm told that I'm a relatively down to earth person. To be fair, that's probably not true. I have my head in the clouds a lot of the time. It's good to dream, right? SHHHH. Of course it is! Don't ruin it! Paralegal by day, Night Club Floor Manager by Night.
I work between 40 and 60 hours a week. It sucks, but it can't be said that I don't have ambition or work ethic.
So. Full disclosure: I'm kind of a huge nerd. I play video games. I get down with DnD type stuff occasionally. Been working at the MD Renn-Fest since I was old enough to legally have a job(and for 5 years before that).
I had my massage therapy license(but I let it lapse). I'm still pretty decent at it. Just wish some asshole hadn't stolen my table out of my car.
Until a delightful(yet manageable) ankle injury left me unable to keep up with the group, I played college Rugby. I love the sport. It makes me all giddy n'such, but don't worry. It's not an all-encompassing subject of my life.
Outside Perspectives on me, to be taken with a grain of salt:
"You have a warm heart, a relatively caring disposition, and a devil may care attitude." - Unimportant
"You're fucking crazy. But in a good way." - Best Friend's Husband
"You're adorable, but in that I want to strangle you in your sleep kind of way." -Best Friend
Further Disclosure: If at the end of this you find yourself interested and shoot me a message, i'll probably respond. I find forwardness attractive and endearing.