I'm probably funnier than most people you hang out with. The only problem is that humor doesn't really show up in photos you can post on the internet. I mean short of putting up a picture of you in a clown suit, the effect is probably lost. And even then, you're that guy in a clown suit, which is just creepy. Plus you end up on a federal watch list, and then you have to sign a bunch of forms. Homeland security has zero sense of humor.

When I'm at work, I do your taxes. When I'm not at work, I'm probably watching sports, goofing off on the computer, reading, gaming, golfing, traveling, or cooking. I'm involved in a tailgating crew that goes to all the UGA home games. I can mix an incredible cocktail since I used to bartend.

Also I have a wild goal to solve world hunger through interpretive dance. It's going poorly so far.

Cooking, making intelligent commentary during sporting events, predicting the weather, listening, telling stories, telling jokes, backrubs, knowing the rules of football and why the flag was thrown, video games, fixing your computer, Excel, tax accounting, dancing like the whitest man alive, making people feel special when they talk, caddying, golfing, writing, making the perfect cup of coffee, effectively navigating foreign countries, doing math in my head, knowing whether or not that makes you look fat, picking out the right investment, picking out the perfect wine for the occasion, getting all dressed up, making plans, hanging out, and making flannel pants look sexy.

Probably that I'm very light skin tone. Like Irish meets Wonderbread white. I joke that I'm so white, I've crossed over into clear.

I read quite a bit, but it varies. I've currently been reading some Dan Brown, Stephen King, Ken Follett, John Grisham, and George Martin.

I'll eat almost anything that doesn't have a raw onion on it. I'm ok with cooked onions, and it's likely I put them in everything savory I cook. In short, I'm picky about onions.

If you're a huge music buff, that's actually very cool, because I'm always on the lookout for good rock. As a base, I like real rock. Like AC/DC, Nirvana, GnR, Aerosmith, NiN kind of rock. Not Nickelback rock. Not all ALL.

I wish I watched more movies, but most of my friends don't like going anymore. I don't want to just wander about theaters by myself, so if you're game for a movie, I'm in.

Good hotels when travelling
A nice pair of flannel pajama pants.
A cast iron skillet (for cooking and home defense)
The knowledge that God has blessed my family
Sports and sport-related shows.
Good coffee. Dark Roasted.

What do dogs think about us watching TV? I mean we come home, eat, and then relax on a couch for hours just staring a box they can't see. Do they think we are insane? Do they think we just zone out for long periods of time? Is this why they peed on the rug?

Probably driving somewhere. Lake, friend's place, restaurant, airport.

I write a Braves blog.

If you meet any of the following:
You're Christian.
You are looking for a guy that's got his life together.
You like sports in general.
You want to test some of my cooking.