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33 Atlanta, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thanks for taking a look at the profile! I'm guessing, but I'm probably funnier, kinder, and more entertaining than most people you hang out with. The only problem is that humor doesn't really show up in photos you can post on the internet. I mean short of putting up a picture of you in a clown suit, the effect is probably lost. And even then, you're that guy in a clown suit, which is just creepy. Plus you end up on a federal watch list, and then you have to sign a bunch of forms.

All in all, if you read the profile and like what you see, hit the Like button. That's what it's there for!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm at work, I'm a Controller for a large specialty contractor company. That basically means I manage a staff of really awesome accountants!

When I'm not at work, I'm traveling, watching sports, cooking, sleeping, or cooking in my sleep. I make a mean sleepwalker quesadilla.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, making intelligent commentary during sporting events, predicting the weather, listening, telling stories, telling jokes, backrubs, knowing the rules of football and why the flag was thrown, video games, fixing your computer, Excel, tax accounting, dancing like the whitest man alive, making people feel special when they talk, caddying, golfing, writing, making the perfect cup of coffee, effectively navigating foreign countries, doing math in my head, knowing whether or not that makes you look fat, picking out the right investment, picking out the perfect wine for the occasion, getting all dressed up, making plans, hanging out, and making flannel pants look sexy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm very light skin tone. Like Irish meets Wonderbread white. I joke that I'm so white, I've crossed over into clear. Pale is in, I've heard. I'm riding that wave.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read quite a bit, but it varies. Currently, I'm reading State of Fear by Crichton. It's silly but I feel like I have to read something dumb every now and then like a thriller.

I'm not a picky eater, but I tend to stay off heavy bread stuff. I'm also from Texas originally so I eat meat. If that freaks you out, best to mosey on down to the next guy, because I love a good steak.

The most recent movie I saw was The Neighbors, and it was terrible. I keep wondering how Seth Rogan gets work, but I'm guessing everyone around him is probably high all the time. My favorite comedy is probably Major League or Caddyshack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm Christian so Jesus gets the top nod. He's the man, and also God.

I'm not going to say Family because that's obvious and cliche, so I'll go with radio at work. Otherwise, it's dead silent and awful.

Good pants. Those are tough to find where they don't wear out, and I can sport the hotness at the same time.

Tickets to things, because otherwise they don't let me in.

My car, because picking up ladies on a bike is awkward.

Mexican food. Me gusta comida con cocina! If you actually know Spanish you can probably tell I don't, but I can string random words together.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What did we do before smart phones and texting? Did we simply make plans and hope that people showed up without any issues? Did we live with no contingencies? Was there less traffic back then because people weren't plowing into each other while texting? It sounds awful. I don't want to go back.

Also, why do people just send messages like "Hey" or "Hi" to people? The heck are we supposed to do with that? I've been getting more of those lately and it just seems lazy. I appreciate that you wanted to message me, but starting with a joke or question or saying I'm sexy? Those are good ways to go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doesn't it bug you when people say, "There's no typical Friday night" in this section? Then they rattle off a bunch of stuff that sounds totally glamorous? Nobody is going out that much if we're on the internet looking for potential dates.

So here's the real answer. On Friday I'm probably tired from dealing with A/R and WIP (bonus points if you know what those are). I immediately kick off my work clothes, put on some flannel PJ pants, and turn on Jeopardy while I cook. I answer all the questions I know out loud as I work on chopping veggies. Then, I eat while watching the Braves game. If it's football season, I may turn on something there.

Saturday nights are much more interesting and I'm much more likely to be going to the lake or visiting friends for dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I write for an Atlanta sports blog as a side gig.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you meet any of the following:
You're Christian.
You are looking for a guy that's got his life together.
You like sports in general.
You want to test some of my cooking. Warning, spicy!