I have a thing with inside jokes and absurdist, abstract humour. If you can't laugh at good deadpan or any Terry Crews Old Spice commercials, I'll teach you.

Just working a simple desktop publishing job, illustrating, learning 3D modeling, piano classes and other projects.

The owner of a local gallery had me make stuff for a show and nothing came of it. Should really get back that waste of effort. I've worked in a few galleries and I often don't like the whole thing.

I currently live in a small city in western Illinois but I'll periodically label myself as residing in more exciting places so I see a wider range of people.

Illustration and graphic design, chin-ups, sneaking up on people, handstands, not making decisions, losing things, and laying in bed despite my desire to use the bathroom.

Hair.

Books: Internet (I'm about three fourths of the way through it)

Movies:
Original Star Wars Trilogy, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Alien Saga, Waking Life, Buffalo 66, Raising Arizona, Hook, Ratatouille, Brazil, Big Fish, Delicatessen, Casablanca, Perscepolis, Mind Game, Life Aquatic, American Movie, Fight Club, A Scanner Darkly, Tombstone, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future Trilogy, Jurassic Park, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tape, The Third Man, Whale Rider, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Madame Tutli Putli...

Shows:
FLCL, Mission Hill, Star Trek: DS9/Voyager/Enterprise (working on it), Firefly, Battlestar, Caprica, Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Venture Bros., NOVA, TED, National Geographic's Wild and Crazy Animals, Eyewitness Series, Modern Marvels, Movie Magic, Daily Show/Colbert Report, Panty & Stocking with Garter Belt, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Looney Toons, Daria, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, The Oblongs, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim, Flying Rhino Junior High, Anatole, Mr. Rogers...

Games:
Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time, Conker's Bad Fur Day, PSO, Elder Scrolls 3, 4 and 5, Fallout 3, Reach, Sonic genesis games, Devil Dice, Dungeon Defenders, Osmosis, Limbo, Episode 1 Podracer, Rogue Squadron, Jedi Academy, Battlefront 1 and 2, Soul Calibur 1 and 3, Power Stone 2, Age of Empires 2, Sims, Skii Free, Rodent's Revenge, Mario Kart 64, Double Dash, Guitar Hero 1 and 2, Rock Band 1 and 2, Jet Set Radio Future, Minecraft, Saints Row 2 and 3, Primal Rage, Bloody Roar 2, Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition, Ninja Turtles: Hyperstone Heist, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario 64, Crazy Bus, Castle Crashers, Vice City, San Andreas, Red Dead Redemption, Undead Nightmare, Portal, Psychonauts, Zombie Estate, AvP...

Music:
Pink Floyd, They Might Be Giants, Shara Worden, Ween, Jonathan Coulton, The Beatles, Big Black Deltas, Venus Hum, Daft Punk, Origa, Philip Glass, Decemberists, John Williams, Vangelis, Gorillaz, Koji Kondo, Primus, Blue Man, The Prodigy, The Police, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, grunge, swing, classic rock, classical, rockabilly, electronica, many video game soundtracks...

Food:
Shredded wheat, banana slices, peanuts, ground granola, raisins and dates with cinnamon covered in soy milk. Oatmeal with mangos, strawberries, blueberries, ginger and cinnamon.
Orange juice, apple cider, fruit smoothies, almond milk, teas with actual flavor...
Bell peppers, pita and veggie chips with various flavors of hummus dips. Cinnamon rolls/braids, honey buns, honeycomb, (I'm partial to bee vomit), tapioca pudding, lightly salted mixed nuts, banana chips. Crunchy peanut butter. Veggie wraps, tomatoes...
Cajun shrimp pasta. Sushi. Chicago style hot dogs and pizzas.
Would love to try insects.
I rarely eat meat.

My senses
Expression
Contradiction
Hope
Lucid dreaming
Indifference of the universe

Morality, relativity, perception, cybernetics, robotics, gene manipulation, space exploration, sex, human anatomy, food, temperance, transcendentalism, animation, poverty, governmental transparency, free open source software, unity/diversity, instability of digital media, ice sculpture, language, childlike innocence, prejudice, politics, currency, cat burglars, the fate of the Y chromosome, cinematography, joining communes, overtaking communes, legitimacy of documentaries I've seen, cougars...

Walking/stargazing. On the computer, spacing out to music, drawing, 3D sculpting, playing video games, watching Netflix or doing those things at a friend's house.

We'll see.

Common interests and curiosity are good enough.