I give zero fucks about celebrities and can't stand celebrity worship.
What friends say about Cameron:
“You are a hopeful misanthrope that is interested in urban planning and architecture, Thomas Paine, and being tragically cool. mention that you are a beer snob and a secret dork.” -Janie
"He is a not so secret dork." -Cassie
"Finding a Cameron in the wild isn't difficult. They require sustenance, so start by looking at bars and sandwich places. They are also social creatures, often found at concerts or parties, or frolicking outdoors with friends. Domestication can prove trickier; they are easily startled by new stimuli so approach with care, using flattery or food bribes to earn their trust. They can be soothed by familiar music, and lulled to sleep by scalp massages. While this may sound like an unnecessary amount of effort, having your own Cameron offers myriad benefits. When properly trained, Camerons give excellent back rubs, are good listeners, can be honest and insightful, and make excellent companions." -Documentary on Cameron
I'm constantly in school and will always be a professional nerd
Thomas Paine, Machiavelli, Dalai Lama, Greg Graffin, Jules Verne, Noam Chomsky, Harry Potter, Comics, HP Lovecraft, Dystopian future novels
Monty Python, most comic movies, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Inception, fight club, the list goes on
Archer, Burn Notice, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of The Dark, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Spartacus, How I Met Your Mother, Venture Bros, Game of Thrones, firefly, The Newsroom, The Young Turks
The Airborne Toxic Event, Bad Religion, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bouncing Souls, Broken Social Scene, Brown Bird, Burden Brothers,Cat Stevens, The Clash, Clutch, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr., Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Gaslight Anthem, Gogol Bordello, The Hold Steady, Horror Pops, International Noise Conspiracy,Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, Murder By Death, The Naked And Famous, Nekromantix, Nick Cave, Polaris, The Pogues, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, The Razorbacks, The Replacements, The Roots, Social Distortion, Spinnerette, Stray Cats, Three Bad Jacks, Tiger Army, Tom Morello, Tom Waits, William Elliot Whitmore
No fungus and nothing with more than 4 legs.
Other peoples ignorance
How almost every quote including the phrase "founding fathers" is wildly inaccurate
Pretty much everything.
How douchey this makes me sound
I'm sure there's an equivalent for girls that say they are down to earth
I hate small talk and would much prefer conversations about politics or religion