I give zero fucks about celebrities and can't stand celebrity worship.
What friends say about Cameron:
“You are a hopeful misanthrope that is interested in urban planning and architecture, Thomas Paine, and being tragically cool. mention that you are a beer snob and a secret dork.” -Janie
"He is a not so secret dork." -Cassie
"Finding a Cameron in the wild isn't difficult. They require sustenance, so start by looking at bars and sandwich places. They are also social creatures, often found at concerts or parties, or frolicking outdoors with friends. Domestication can prove trickier; they are easily startled by new stimuli so approach with care, using flattery or food bribes to earn their trust. They can be soothed by familiar music, and lulled to sleep by scalp massages. While this may sound like an unnecessary amount of effort, having your own Cameron offers myriad benefits. When properly trained, Camerons give excellent back rubs, are good listeners, can be honest and insightful, and make excellent companions." -Documentary on Cameron