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PainesPath

26 M Glenside, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a terrible memory so please excuse any creeper factor that could be a result of multiple profile viewings

What friends say about Cameron:
“You are a hopeful misanthrope that is interested in urban planning and architecture, Thomas Paine, and being tragically cool. mention that you are a beer snob and a secret dork.” -Janie

"He is a not so secret dork." -Cassie

"Finding a Cameron in the wild isn't difficult. They require sustenance, so start by looking at bars and sandwich places. They are also social creatures, often found at concerts or parties, or frolicking outdoors with friends. Domestication can prove trickier; they are easily startled by new stimuli so approach with care, using flattery or food bribes to earn their trust. They can be soothed by familiar music, and lulled to sleep by scalp massages. While this may sound like an unnecessary amount of effort, having your own Cameron offers myriad benefits. When properly trained, Camerons give excellent back rubs, are good listeners, can be honest and insightful, and make excellent companions." -Documentary on Cameron
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a foster care agency making sure kids aren't placed in the homes of crazies.
I'm constantly in school and will always be a professional nerd
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing empties at abandoned asbestos factories. Judging you on your taste in music.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Writing:
Thomas Paine, Machiavelli, Dalai Lama, Greg Graffin, Jules Verne, Noam Chomsky, Harry Potter, Comics, HP Lovecraft, Dystopian future novels

Movies:
Monty Python, most comic movies, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Inception, fight club, the list goes on

Shows:
Archer, Burn Notice, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of The Dark, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Spartacus, How I Met Your Mother, Venture Bros, Game of Thrones, firefly, The Newsroom, The Young Turks

Bands:
The Airborne Toxic Event, Bad Religion, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bouncing Souls, Broken Social Scene, Brown Bird, Burden Brothers,Cat Stevens, The Clash, Clutch, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr., Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Gaslight Anthem, Gogol Bordello, The Hold Steady, Horror Pops, International Noise Conspiracy,Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, Murder By Death, The Naked And Famous, Nekromantix, Nick Cave, Polaris, The Pogues, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, The Razorbacks, The Replacements, The Roots, Social Distortion, Spinnerette, Stray Cats, Three Bad Jacks, Tiger Army, Tom Morello, Tom Waits, William Elliot Whitmore

Foods:
No fungus and nothing with more than 4 legs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues
Politics
Stereotypes
Other peoples ignorance
My own?
How almost every quote including the phrase "founding fathers" is wildly inaccurate
Pretty much everything.

How douchey this makes me sound

Also this
http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/
I'm sure there's an equivalent for girls that say they are down to earth
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I could live the rest of my life in a Halloween episode of a 90's sitcom I would
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like good beer, good music, occasional nerdery, hate twilight, hate that terrible Kings of Leon album with Sex on Fire, and don't own a pair of UGGS

I'm not as mean as this list of restrictions makes me out to be