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PaintedRabbit

32 Edinburgh, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Geeky, arty, foodie with a penchant for dark, absurdist, self deprecating humour seeks similar girl to form a two person think tank to determine who would win in a fight; Han Solo (captain of the Millennium Falcon) or Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds (captain of Serenity "Firefly-class"). This working group could meet at local bars, restaurants or cantinas to establish which is the best fictional inter-planetary smuggler with a heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the last year I have been working in a butcher. This has meant learning a lot of new skills and uncovering ones I didn't know I had. (Oh dear it feels like this sentence has been copied directly from my CV). Any way it turns out I am quite good at flirting with old grannies and convincing them to buy a little bit more than a half pound of mince.

I also have finally managed to quit smoking, with the caveat that I must be vigilant especially when slightly tipsy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook. Given my profession it is kind of essential. Dishes of note are: Tuna Carpaccio, green Thai curry, roast venison with chocolate gravy (better than it sounds) and not to blow my own trumpet but my home-made hummus is like crack cocaine made from chickpeas. Also good at Juxtaposing. Placing two things together so they become more than the some of their parts and force an interesting dialogue between both objects. Sometimes I draw these things and call it art. What els hmmm well let's be honest. Procrastinating
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
A Complete History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
Anything by Raymond Chandler
Anything by George Orwell
And I have recently got sucked into 'The Culture' series by Iain M. Banks

movies:
The Princess Pride
Harold and Maude
Anything the Coen brothers put out
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Being John Malkovich
The Deer Hunter

music:
The Ramones
The Velvet Underground
Le Tigre
There are a lot more but those are the ones I listened to last.

food:
pretty much anything I love cooking it, eating it, rubbing it on my chest. . . . . Okay maybe not the last one but I like food

shows:
Yes Minister
Game of Thrones
Spaced
Firefly
Big Bang Theory
QI

games:
Although OKCupid don't request this information I think it fits here best.
Portal
Minecraft
The Elder Scrolls series
Projects zomboid
DuckTales on the NES (just in hear for nostalgic value and it has the best 8-bit music ever created)
I also have been known to roll a D20 in anger from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My MacBook Pro

A knife with a very sharp edge (please don't be freaked out I just like to cook)

Bacon

The ability to learn new things about the universe that surprise me.

Imagery that both delights and disturbs me.

My friends and family (I know it's corny but everyone must say it's true)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Although it is very rarely Friday night, as I don't have the typical 9-to-5, I spend free evenings with friends doing the usual things that people do.