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PainterPants

35 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yo soy Johnny.

Artist, Dad and tv marketing professional. To meet me is to know me. I'm a terrible lier and detest lies. I'm a romanic at heart, love politics, and stories. I'm a talker when with friends and a quite artist when on my own. I'm opinionated and often too critical...BUT I'm tempered with an empathetic heart and quick to apologize and quicker with a joke. I'm passionate about equality and justice. I love to come up with creative solutions and ideas for everyday problems.

TURNONs:
dark hair, bright eyes, love to laugh, honesty, love of art and film, passion, strength, speaking ur mind, dancing salsa (or letting me teach u), conversationalist, great smile, sarcasm, immigrant background, big heart, lips, love.

Im dislexic....deslecixyc....why would u make this word to describe people who cant spell so hard to spell?

How am I in the bedroom u ask?... I like to start with....well lets get to know eachother first.

Also I'm famous for my comedy...showcased in a couple of living rooms in town...opened for my Dad on several holidays.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, Kids, Art, Play.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Great in a crisis. Art, famliy and friends. I paint, but mostly i draw since I've got an 11 and 4 year old. I'm really great at misspelling things. I'm the best amature cook for curry, fish, steaks and veggies...i dont know how to cook sweets? I'm supportive but also great at calling u on ur shit. Dancing, salsa, bachata, freestyle! Im a great lover.

And extremely modest obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm honest to a fault...i put my foot in my mouth all the time. But im also,good at apologizing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Franny and Zooey, 11min,
MAG: Zeotrope (short fic mag)
MOVIES: I work in film and tv so watch out. Touch of Evil, Barton Fink, All the Pretty Horses, Mr mom, In the Mood for Love, etc....
TV: Sherlock, Dexter, Luther, Arrested Dev, Dr Who, Battlestar Gla, Tron, Futurama
FOOD: Indian, pizza, the food i cook for my lovers.
MUSIC: Dandy Warhols, Carla Morison, American Analog Set, and good music, emotional (not really my thing so I'll listen to what u have.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kids
Love
my eyes
art
imagination
conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories of people around me. My kids. Art. What's next to worry about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lucky if I'm with a nice lady who likes me a lot ...Sat for my Kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You will learn on the 1st date...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
U want to laugh and think my pics are cute.