Hi there. I'm some guy on the same dating website as you. Please enjoy looking at that one photo of me with a cat on my shoulder, seeing how i answered a handful of dating website questions, and perusing whatever i've managed to type about myself thus far.

I'm one of those unfortunate Mature Student people, currently pursuing an undergraduate geology degree. Honestly, i don't take my education seriously, even a little bit, but have little choice but to go through the motions for another year or so. No better thing than a college degree to prove that i'm gullible enough to be a loyal employee.

- Scrabble
- Kayakkery
- Unflattering Caricature
- Vidjagames
- Jackassing Around Alone in the Wilderness
- Equanimity

(please note that i absolutely, abjectly fucking despise the habit of self-praise, both in myself and in others, so this was pretty tough on me)

It's frequently that i'm giving their dog a bunch of pets without having asked permission.

BOOKS: Wikipedia

MOVIES: Stanley Kubrick, John Boorman, Hitchcock, and so the hell on; it's a visual medium, and i like a director who is exceptionally aware of that.

SHOWS: The ones where robot puppets make fun of shit.

MUSIC: Lou Reed's been very situationally appropriate lately. Also there's a ton of other stuff i listen to almost all day, but don't really have any particular interest in meeting somebody who also enjoys said. Taste in media (particularly music) is a crummy barometer for whether or not you'll enjoy a person's company. I don't feel a need for that "oh hey let's list things that we like at each other" social crutch.

FOOD: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

- Samoas
- Tagalongs
- Thin Mints
- Trefoils
- Do-Si-Dos
- Thanks-A-Lots

How the instincts of our man-ape ancestors might manifest themselves in a contemporary human as it stands in a backed-up checkout line at Target.

Fuck this.

The act of throwing away the little cardboard box that my garbage bags came in gets me all philosophical.