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29 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 6:12pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Working on college/university
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly)
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- Unflattering Caricature
- Jackassing Around Alone in the Wilderness
(please note that i absolutely, abjectly fucking despise the habit of self-praise, both in myself and in others, so this was pretty tough on me)
- Ice Creams
MOVIES: Stanley Kubrick, John Boorman, Hitchcock, and so the hell on; it's a visual medium, and i like a director who is exceptionally aware of that.
SHOWS: The ones where robot puppets make fun of shit.
MUSIC: Lou Reed's been very situationally appropriate lately (10.27.2013 update: that fellow got dead and that's pretty sad. But it's fucking stultifying that he even made it out of his 20s, much less into his 70s, so there's that. So it goes.). Also there's a ton of other stuff i listen to almost all day, but don't really have any particular interest in (nor expectations of) meeting somebody who also enjoys said. Taste in media (particularly music) is a crummy barometer for whether or not you'll enjoy a person's company. I don't feel a need for that "oh hey let's list things that we like at each other" social crutch.
FOOD: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
- Thin Mints
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
Also, witty misanthropy drives me MAD WITH DESIRE. Please make a note of it.
Also also, having glancingly reviewed this write-up while coming back to append the Dead Lou Reed thing, apparently i should be seeking women with a high tolerance for abuse of interjective parentheticals. Please make another note of it.