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31 Saint Petersburg, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 20
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile...

Personality wise I can be a goofball, breaking into dance or the random silly accent from time to time. Obviously I have a serious side as well. Intellectual conversation stimulates me very much. Quick wit will get you everywhere. I really like a girl that can throw a verbal beat-down my way (in a sarcastic quick witted manor)

I have a good job, a new car, a place of my own (with one roommate), never been arrested, no kids, no crazy ex, no crazy past.
Ok so here is the sappy part. I am a romantic at heart.
I am a guy looking for someone to spend his free time with, to text good morning to. to say good night to, cuddle with when it rains, make laugh until it hurts, listen to when she had a rough day, play board games with, beat in Words with friends, run through fire for, rely on and be relied on by, fight and make up with, miss while she is gone....

Fun Facts....
I fronted a Hootie and the Blowfish cover-band when I was in High-school.
I once performed standup comedy to a crowd of six (MSG here I come)
I can pick you up over my head (But id rather not try)
I do not believe in any religion.
I start sentences with "I" way too often.
Steve usually never refers to himself in the third person.
Baking is fun with a partner.
Cooking dinner for someone special makes me happy.
I am far too nice.
I am NERD hear me type and stuff.
My inner child likes to draw.... and build forts in the living room.
Making people laugh makes me happy.
I am awesome at cuddling.
Kissing too (not to brag or anything)
People seem to keep me around for some reason.
My personality is far too big to be compressed into text.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life? I'm so glad you asked. Currently I am a chef, working at a nursing home.
The job is very fulfilling. Making hospital type food taste halfway decent is not so easy. Being in a nursing home is bad enough. The least I can do is make your meal enjoyable.
The pay, hours, benefits are all great as well.

Besides work I enjoy many other things in life. Those include but are not limited to...

Having drinks on the beach
Listening to live music
Seeing a show (Comedy, play, musical etc..)
Movies (all kinds of them)
Music (Doesnt everyone?)
Picnics in the park (I really do enjoy this)
Walking the nature reserve
Reading a book (in a hammock)
Reading a book (not in a hammock)
In a hammock (not reading a book)
I love hammocks
Playing poker
Sitting on a porch talking with a group of friends
The occasional club downtown (I just wanna dance guys)
Board games
Acting silly just for the fun of it
Making people giggle, snort, laugh until it hurts etc...
Filming things and being to critical of my own work to post it on YouTube.
Romantic evenings with someone special
Beating you at Words with friends (bring it)

Working out and becoming a healthier person is very important to me. Even after I get into good shape I will still have my chubby boy charm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Typically I try not to brag but seeing as you asked....
I am really good at:
Thinking I am good at writing
Words with friends (enough already)
video games
Board games
making people feel comfortable
Breaking up awkward moments
Conversing with others
Dancing like a fool
Being randomly funny
Wood working (Dont be a creeper)
Writing lyrics
Motivational posts on Facebook
being a shoulder to lean on
Making lists
Things I wish to keep private for fear of sounding like a "Typical guy"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes but doesn't everyone say that. I think people say you have pretty eyes because they don't know what else to complement you on.
Not really mush else I can say. People don't usually shout out things they notice about me. "Hey guy, you have really nice hands!!!"

*As you can tell from my pictures I am not a skinny man. If my size is an issue then please by all means find a skinny man but dont be rude about it if I contact you. I love who I am but currently I have been working on becoming healthier. My size has it's advantages as well. I hope by the end of the year I can take this paragraph down :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you really want to know just ask.
I like all kinds of movies and music. I have about 500 movies and 3'000 songs.
Movies and music are huge to me. You really must enjoy movie nights and not just comedy. I watch all sorts of movies.
Everyone loves music. It comes down to what music you like.
Personally I like rock, blues and older bands the most but I also like some rap/hip-hop and others.

I love to cook. Anything can taste good, you just have to make it taste good(or add bacon).
The only thing I wont eat is fish.

I prefer to leave this area blank because what would we have to talk about if you know my favorite movie already.

I have really gotten into podcast's lately. In the past I was not much into talk radio so it is interesting that I enjoy listening to people talk so much now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any particular order.
1- computer
2- Iphone
3- sweet tea
4- Physical interaction
5- Someone to talk to
6- Thumbs
Actually I could do without almost anything except water, oxygen, food and sweet tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How could Jack Bauer do all that in 24 hours? (I should come up with a timelier reference)
Where are my keys?
When will Twitter go away?
How can I find things so interesting, yet so lame at the same time?
Why does my Tivo always end 2 minuets before my show ends?
Why a homeless man would throw a perfectly good subway sub at my car! DUDE WTF???
Seriously... I think about the future and how to bring peace to the middle east!!!

But really... I think about so much that its hard to conjure a strait thought sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now I am single and most of my friends have joined the military so I am just sitting at home looking at a wall... Save me please!

Preferably I would be enjoying time with my friends and/or a special someone. The activity really is secondary to the company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have built way too many houses in the sims and I have walked 100000000 miles in Skyrim. I am not as much of a gamer as I once was. Now I play for a few hours a few times a month.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you found any of this interesting. I tried to leave out a little so there is something to talk about in the future. I hope you achieved some feel for my personality through my writing. If you like sarcasm and a little humor then go ahead and drop me a message.

I must say that although I do not judge someone based on beliefs, we may have conflicting views on life if you are religious. Keep that in mind if you decide to contact me. If you do not believe in evolution and/or you think being gay is a sin, we will not get along at all.