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27 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Here's a taste of my humor.
My life and my views can be well expressed in cartoon format.

Habitual hobbyist by nature and working a day job by necessity; always learning, always planning the next big thing despite the previous never getting off the ground.

I swoon over intelligent, strong ladies who "don't need no man." I feel like friendship is earned and love is a happy accident that sometimes follows. If you'd like to try being friends, send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a job while dreaming up skits, songs, videos, projects and the like.

Learning to better use my camera for photos and videos.
Learning to better use my computer for making games and apps.
Taking an interest in robots.

Goofing off outside with a bike, unicycle, or handstand.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making pizza from scratch.
Brewing hard cider.
Eating my non-pizza food in burrito form (but still making healthy-ish choices)
Being a homebody.
Moderation to the extreme.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Old sci-fi by old dudes like PKD and Isaac Asimov

I definitely have predilections, but I'll watch anything. Some I'm feeling right now are:
Posession (1981), There will be Blood, Young Adult, Drinking Buddies, Shaw Bros. Kung Fu, The Thing, Blowout, and Klute.

Star Trek TNG, Moral Orel, Home Movies, MST3k, House MD, Beakman's World, Good Eats

I'm not really sure any more. It comes and goes in phases. Right now I'm listening to video game soundtracks. Sometimes it's rockabilly, ragtime, big band, 90's hip hop or surf rock? Nu-folk, song-poetry, singer-songwriter, and (oftentimes whiny) stuff like that hold a dear place in my heart. I usually like when people play instruments and sing more than when people program sounds.

Video Games
I like games that fuel escapism and disguise that they have good puzzles to solve. Some all time favorites are:
Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, Katamari Damacy, Super Mario 64, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Chrono Trigger

Some of my idols are
•Lucille Ball
•Jim Henson
•Mike Nelson and his robot pals
•Captain Picard
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This Friday I'm planning on...

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drinking beer on the porch, listening to classical radio, and reading the original (and surprisingly decent) script for Prometheus

In a cabin with my family hopefully playing cribbage and swatting mosquitoes

Getting my camera equipment and computer ready for a weekly livestream of sweatin' to the oldies. Time to manifest my dreams!

Fixing a laptop I found in the garbage and installing Linux on it. Always wanted a Penguin computer...

Well, tomorrow night I'm going to be dipping frozen peanut butter balls in dark chocolate and sprinkling rice krispies on top for Saturday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This thing says I'm less optimistic. I think internet dating gives me the blues.
You should message me if
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Despite all of society's pressures and all of life's ambitions you want to sometimes spend a night in getting baked and watching cosmos.

If sometimes you want to steer my mind away from animated gifs and emojis and toward nature trails and chicken coops.