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Paleostudent91

24 Norman, OK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fast-talking, swashbuckling, Nazi-hunting Paleontologist. So basically like Indiana Jones, except way better looking, and also the Nazis are way less interested in dinosaur bones than they are in religious artifacts. Also I made up the part about Nazi-hunting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to do a little free-lance contracting with the Education department and the museum on campus. Paleontology is my true passion, it's why I picked up that evolutionary biology minor, dinosaur skeletons are way cooler than liquefied dinosaurs. Unfortunately, while being exceedingly cool, paleontology is not particularly lucrative.

The oil companies, on the other hand, have more money than they know what to do with, and are in the habit of spending pretty freely. I don't know why they're paying me so much to blow shit up underground, but I'm not complaining. I'm pretty sure my career path in corporate oil and energy has me playing the villain of the next Muppets movie. On the flip-side, at least I get to meet the Swedish Chef.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. I'll talk your ear off if you let me. Don't get me going on rock formations or dinosaur cladistics, you'll end up wondering where the last hour of your life went and how you ended up knowing so much about the biological implications of feathers on a dromeosaur.

I'm also pretty decent at music. I can play the piano and the trombone, and can make some awfully interesting noises on the didgeridoo I picked up last time I was down under. I'm also quite competent on that most romantic of serenading instruments, the King of Love Music, the Grand Horn of Passion...the Tuba.

Yeah. You heard me ladies. The tuba. You haven't heard romance until you've had a man blare out Frank Sinatra's "L.O.V.E." on a 30 foot brass horn in the rain. swoon
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that it's my smile...which is just terrible for this profile section. Who wants to read "Smile" in this box? How tired and lame can you get? What's next, something about how I enjoy red wine and long walks on the beach? Maybe you can help me out with this one after we meet, because I can't leave "smile" up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love stories. I read books, watch movies, shows, plays, just about anything I can get my hands on/tickets to. I will admit something here...I love musicals. If you don't like musicals, that's okay, not everybody can have my impeccable taste, but if your reaction to "Little Shop of Horrors" wasn't "That's the best thing I've ever seen", we're probably going to have several very loud arguments, replete with big wavy hand gestures and people giving us weird looks in public spaces.

I generally prefer to read fiction, I enjoy reading most when it's a form of escapism. I want books to take me somewhere, show me something that I can't see in my day-to-day life. I have a soft spot for Stephen King, even when he turns out derivative crap, I still lap it up. Terry Pratchett is great, and George R R Martin never fails to impress. Most recently I've started chewing through the Wheel of Time series. Pretty good so far.

I like long, dramatic TV shows like The Wire, The Walking Dead, and Breaking Bad, but I also love silly shit like 30 Rock and Parks and Rec.

I'm trying to develop an actual taste in music beyond "Whatever my Dad put on the radio when I was a kid". So far I like the Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Cage the Elephant, and then I end up getting sucked back in to Billy Joel and Michael Jackson and all the older stuff, 90s on back.

I have fairly simple taste in food. Nothing super interesting to say there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My dog (she's really more of a piece of furniture than a pet. The laziest creature I've ever encountered by a long shot)
- My suits (I do love my suits)
- My car
- An internet connection
- My trusty lab-coat
- My books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that transcendentalism is bullshit, and Emerson and Thoreau were the original hipsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether I'm working or not. I work a weird 8 days on 4 days off schedule, but assuming I'm not working, I'm out drinking with my buddies, trivia night if there is one, or maybe just introducing my friends to a movie they haven't seen yet that they really need to see. It feels wrong to me that I know people who haven't seen Alien, or The Godfather, or an Indiana Jones movie. Some things are just classic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no problem sharing a sandwich or a slice of pizza with my dog.
You should message me if
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You like ruggedly handsome, devastatingly charming, somewhat nerdy, slightly neurotic, culturally Jewish paleontologists. AND NO, NOT LIKE ROSS FROM FRIENDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.