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22 Beaver, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 2
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ideal first date: We get together for a quaint evening at a small hole in the wall Chinese place. I impress you with my wealth and demonstrate my ability to provide by buying you the entire 200 item menu. This leaves you in such a shocked state that you change your facebook status to "in a relationship" on the spot. We then go back to my place and celebrate our new relationship by arguing over whose turn it is to take out the trash, and finally calming down after our neighbor shows up and says "Jesus Christ I'll do it". We finish off the evening by watching Netflix and wondering if we should get a dog, and then realize the apartment has a no pets policy so we settle for a roomba with glued on dog ears.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a cyber forensics degree, writing stand up, learning an instrument or language, working, pretty much taking up as much free time as I can without having a nervous breakdown.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with abstract ideas and plans, playing bass guitar, finding cool restaurants, tinkering with electronics, learn odd skills such as ochem without ever attending an ochem class.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the red hair, kinda hard to blend in with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This changes constantly but right now:

Books: Hunter S. Thompson and Ken Kesey novels. Also psychology/philosophy related books and of course George R.R. Martin's series.

Shows: The Eric Andre Show, Tim and Eric, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wire, Whose Line, Daily Show, South Park, Always Sunny, Louie.

Music: Raury,Robert Glasper, Childish Gambino, Spooky Black, Flying Lotus, Suicideyear, Radiohead, Jay Electronica, Bassnectar, King Crimson, Kendrick Lamar, Wu Tang, Kanye West, Ill Gates, Led Zeppelin, System of a Down, MGMT, Audioslave, Pretty Lights, Pink Floyd. I dunno I pretty much like everything except country and r&b.

Food: Mexican food is my favorite, as well as Chinese buffets and dining out in general. Cheese wontons are god's gift to earth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stop signs
Can openers
Bedazzled Fedoras
Mom jeans
Campbell's chicken noodle soup (suck a dick progresso)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and how it will unfold. Also if our baseball team will ever get anywhere in my lifetime.

Update: holy shit we're getting somewhere

More seriously though I love reading about the 1960s and wishing I had lived back then, I also keep myself up late at night thinking about space and how the universe works and getting mad that I don't have my own personal spaceship yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my best bro big Bill Clinton and taking on Hillary and Greenspan in a game of high rollers Monopoly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be super overweight, but I didn't really realize it until someone made a fake account making fun of me and I decided to tough it out and eat less, I've been way happier ever since.
You should message me if
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You'll look at me like Kanye looks at himself in the mirror.

Karl Pilkington is also your favorite person.