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Pall_systems_Go

34 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recovering filmmaker turned graphic designer seeks sarcastic female for impolite conversation, hastily planned misadventures, and both chemical and biological intoxication.

I am Dry Humor, Existential Ennui, and Crack Cocaine
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Typography and pretty pictures. And beat boxing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beards, if I so choose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm Richard Dreyfus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, love 'em but I'm often a little too ADD to stick with them. Some favs include: Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, In the Lake of the Woods, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene. Right now:Battle Royale.

Aaaahhhh Movies. This will take a while: Anything Soderbergh (especially Schizopolis, Traffic, The Limey...), David Lynch (Lost Highway, Twin Peaks, etc.), Paul Thomas Anderson, Charlie Kaufman , Michel Gondry, Children of Men, Fight Club, Clerks, Brazil, Nashville, Dog Day Afternoon, Network, Dark Knight, District 9, Session 9, Citizen Kane (I don't care if it's cliche, I always enjoy it), Touch of Evil, Psycho, Casablanca, Jurassic Park, Clue, 10 Things I Hate About You (yeah, seriously), Bring It On (yes, still seriously), Shaun of the Dead, Blow Up, 8 1/2, Persona, Festen, The Conversation, Old Boy, The Host, Thirst...Oh yeah, Star Wars is pretty cool too.

Music:Radiohead, Pizzicato 5, Beirut, Cardigans, The Cure, Bowie, the occasional Tom Waits, The Cars, Decemberists, Depeche Mode, Dodos, Eels, Elvis Costello, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, Killers, Led Zeppelin, Aimee Mann, M. Ward, Queens of the Stone Age, Stone Temple Pilots, Jon Brion, Jason Falkner, The Grays, an ever increasing amount of Morrissey and the Smiths, The New Pornographers, MGMT, The Flaming Lips, Cake, Oingo Boingo, Pink Floyd, Cornelius, PJ Harvey, Air, The Shins, Soundgarden, Tears for Fears, Nina Simone, XTC, the Zombies....and pretty much any score by Michael Giacchino.

Food: There is simply not enough Sushi in the world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blood Circulation
Brain Activity
Digestion
A larynx
ROCK AND ROLL

...and coffee. Sweet, delicious coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hella Cosmology, yo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking out with my cock out. Getting arrested for indecent exposure. Bribing the cops to let me go. Having more charges tacked on. Breaking out of my cuffs and stealing a gun. The ensuing high-speed car chase. Moving to mexico and changing my name to Fernando. Raising an army and starting the revolution. Being hunted like a dog, only to be betrayed by my best and closest confidant ("Et tu, Paco?'). Public execution. Rising from the grave and reigning down fiery rage which engulfs the entire planet in my righteousness...

I can't tell you how many times that's happened to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be a little sarcastic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You speak sarcasm fluently, but aren't a complete ball of negativity.
You're down to thumb wrestle.

...oooh, also if you can hum the themes to Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Superman back to back (Bonus points if you can throw in Jurassic Park).