Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of chick who would rather get a bouquet of sunflowers
Fuck the box of chocolates, let's make little mini donuts out of
Pandas? Yes. Love them.
Perfect first date? Nature walk and getting to know one another. If
you can manage to find a nice nature walk in South Florida, SHOW
Be a dork, be a nerd. Nerd all over me about your likes. These ears
are made fer listenin'.
Don't want to go out and dance this weekend? Then let's hang out at
the house and play MTG while watching reruns of Law & Order
If you're [a] racist, sexist, misogynist, trans-misogynist,
homophobic, or queer-phobic, piss off, thank you very much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a super special awesome court reporter, that's what.
And being part of the HAAC
The Hot Ass Appreciation Club. ;D
Male or female, if you got da booty, I will compliment it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a loudmouth.
Crushing the skulls of the weak between my thighs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I will laugh at all your stupid jokes. I have an outrageous sense
of humor, which ranges from toilet humor to dark and nasty. If
you're easily offended, we probably won't get along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Any books by James Rollins are an instant hit. I like Anne Rice's
vampire stuff before she went and found religion. Lee Child I'm
just getting into, but I do like his Jack Reacher stuff, and One
I love Law and Order SVU, M*A*S*H*, Hannibal, Saturday morning
cartoons, cooking shows, BBC channel, and some anime.(I've gotten
pickier as I've gotten older)
Music, basically anything and everything except most country music
and hard rap/metal. That being said, I have one or two songs from
each of those categories.
Movies include anything from Marvel, comedies, some horror stuff,
action and adventure, anything by Quinton Tarantino, Disney(Only
because I hold firm to the belief that no one is too old for a good
Disney movie), and again, anime movies, which are few and far
Food, my horizons are broadening. I just started liking sushi, and
I would love to go try some Indian food. Other than that, I love
all sorts. Except shrimp and lobster, sadly. I'm always willing to
try a new food, so long as it's not too freaky looking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sassy gay friend (Who's not actually that sassy)
Long drives on country roads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get over my shyness so I can totally dominate and fuck a guy
in the ass.
Don't worry, I promise not to surprise attack you with my giant
My job and how interesting it is.
How to get my bitchy friend to play MTG with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decked out in my old PJs and playing video games or watching
Netflix, hanging out with my gay roommate.
You should message me if
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