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24 Fort Lauderdale, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:41pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of chick who would rather get a bouquet of sunflowers than roses.

Fuck the box of chocolates, let's make little mini donuts out of pancake batter.

Pandas? Yes. Love them.

Perfect first date? Nature walk and getting to know one another. If you can manage to find a nice nature walk in South Florida, SHOW MEEEE.

Be a dork, be a nerd. Nerd all over me about your likes. These ears are made fer listenin'.

Don't want to go out and dance this weekend? Then let's hang out at the house and play MTG while watching reruns of Law & Order SVU.

If you're [a] racist, sexist, misogynist, trans-misogynist, homophobic, or queer-phobic, piss off, thank you very much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a super special awesome court reporter, that's what.

And being part of the HAAC
The Hot Ass Appreciation Club. ;D
Male or female, if you got da booty, I will compliment it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a loudmouth.
Court reporting

Crushing the skulls of the weak between my thighs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will laugh at all your stupid jokes. I have an outrageous sense of humor, which ranges from toilet humor to dark and nasty. If you're easily offended, we probably won't get along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any books by James Rollins are an instant hit. I like Anne Rice's vampire stuff before she went and found religion. Lee Child I'm just getting into, but I do like his Jack Reacher stuff, and One Piece.

I love Law and Order SVU, M*A*S*H*, Hannibal, Saturday morning cartoons, cooking shows, BBC channel, and some anime.(I've gotten pickier as I've gotten older)

Music, basically anything and everything except most country music and hard rap/metal. That being said, I have one or two songs from each of those categories.

Movies include anything from Marvel, comedies, some horror stuff, action and adventure, anything by Quinton Tarantino, Disney(Only because I hold firm to the belief that no one is too old for a good Disney movie), and again, anime movies, which are few and far between.

Food, my horizons are broadening. I just started liking sushi, and I would love to go try some Indian food. Other than that, I love all sorts. Except shrimp and lobster, sadly. I'm always willing to try a new food, so long as it's not too freaky looking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh Air
My sassy gay friend (Who's not actually that sassy)
Long drives on country roads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get over my shyness so I can totally dominate and fuck a guy in the ass.
Don't worry, I promise not to surprise attack you with my giant glittery dildo.

My job and how interesting it is.

How to get my bitchy friend to play MTG with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decked out in my old PJs and playing video games or watching Netflix, hanging out with my gay roommate.
You should message me if
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You're looking for more than a quick fuck/hook up.