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PandaWild

20 M Wellington, New Zealand

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yo. I'm Jabes. Welcome to the profile.

So, I guess the most important thing to know about me is that I am deaf. Feel free to ask me any questions, and no, I won't be offended. Don't know how to start a message with me? Ask me a question about being deaf and we can go from there :P

So uh. What else do I want to type here... Well, I'm aiming to become an English teacher. That's so I can travel the world. I'm actually planning on getting a tattoo of the world map. Just the outline though. That way, every time I visit a new country, I can color in the country and it's like a record on my back!

Oh, and I want to become a Buddhist along the way. Dunno why, those guys seem so.. chill. Zen. Y'know, "Why would you do that. That's a waste of energy. Throwing rocks at stupid people isn't nice, even if they do deserve it. Here, have a seat and let's drink tea. Tea is muthafuckin' good". (I drink Earl Grey Breakfast Tea, if you're a tea lover).

I don't know why, but I enjoy reading Wikipedia and walking around random cities on Google Maps.

Used to be an exchange student in Denmark.
List of countries visited:
Australia, Denmark, Germany, Greece, England, Hungary, Holland, France, Spain, Italy, Vatican City, Czech.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's see, I attend Uni. I study English, History and Deaf studies. Aiming to be a teacher. Who can teach deaf people. Fun fact: I'm the only deaf kid in the deaf class. I can't tell if I should laugh or cry. Ah well, in my spare time I play ping pong at my dorm against a bunch of noobs. I attempt to study and get distracted by the vastly more interesting activity of watching grass grow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not finishing sentences like this and

also dirty talking. Allow me to talk dirty to you.

So first.. I take your hand and I gently tug on it.. pulling you outside, to a lush field full of grass with a weak spring sun shining overhead. I look at you with that look which you knew meant a session full of being dirty was to come.. and then I jump into a mud puddle. Covered in mud. Ooh yeah, feel that mud... ugh it's so hard to hold back.. I'm sorry but it's cumming... a mudball is cumming your way and hits you in the face, splattering your clean dress with mud. Then I grab your hand and pull you into the puddle.. and while you stare deeply into my eyes, I stroke your side lovingly.. Our lips move towards each other but at the last second.. I blow a massive raspberry in your face and throw more mud into your face.

Dirty enough for you?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I ignore them.

No offense, it's part of the "Oops, didn't hear you" package.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
ZELDA TIME ZELDA TIME
WHEN YO DAY LOOKS LIKE GRIME
WHAT SAVES US ALL?
THE GLORIOUS POWER THAT CALLS!
ALL HAIL OUR SAVIOR AND LORD, GAAANOOONDORF!
CRIB BABY BE IN THE HOOD!
SLAYIN DEM BITCHES LIKE HE BE SLAYIN DA DEKU TREE
AIN'T GONNA LET THEM BUILDERS BE FREE.
SETTIN BONGO BONGO ON THE LOOSE
THIS GAME AINT GOT NO SPACES FOR A MOOSE
ONLY GOTTA SPACE FOR A HORSE, ZELDA, GOTTA GO
I'MA COMIN TO SAVE YA, BUT IN DA WAY THAR BE A DODONGO
LEMME JUST KILL THIS DARK LINK
HE'S JUST LIKE ME BUT AINT GAY, SEE HE AIN'T PINK.
YEAH BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHATS UP? THIS IS ZELDA.
WHO'S GOT TIME FOR ZELDA TIME? ZELDA TIME! ZELDAAAAAA!

plus l4d2, pokemon, you know, the usual.

I also shouldn't be allowd to make a rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My uni student ID card. Without it, I wouldn't be able to get into my dorm because you have to scan your ID to get in :( <-- changed to keys to my apartment.
Money.
My pants. If I don't wear them people yell at me and make my life hard.
Cuddles.
Food. Especially the kind you can eat while gaming such as pizza.
You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff I'd have to kill you if I told you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping at 9 because I am a good boy.
*coughs*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't actually sleep at 9 because I'm not a good boy.

Also I force my Pokemon to have sex without a condom so I can get more Pokemon.

I enjoy masturbation. But then again I am a guy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you need someone who's actually interesting to talk to.
I suck at small talk, but hit me with the big shiznit and that, I can discuss.
Or if you want a question to be pondered, contemplated, put to the back of my mind, forgotten then answered in a vague riddle in a foreign alien language. Or perhaps buried in the backyard to rot for a few years before being dug up, having the skeleton tossed around and then finally, given to you. Your answer will not make sense. I assure of it. Unless I am in a good mood.