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20 Wellington, New Zealand Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:32am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, got bored and came back to here. Time to update the profile.

So uh, I'm Jabes. Nice to meet ya and all that.

First thing first, I'm Deaf. Don't worry, it's not going to bite so feel free to ask me anything about it. And yes I know how to sign and I will teach you IF I like you enough.

So, things I like? Well, I quite enjoy eating. Lasagna lovers unite! I also enjoy videogaming, working out, sleeping and drinking. Oh and traveling. In case you haven't seen it, I have a world map on my back. Goal is to travel the world in a house bus and screw the 9-5 job mentality. And yes, I will screw it after a dinner date, sheesh.

Ask me anything I guess. I'm too hungry to type anything funny.

Used to be an exchange student in Denmark.
List of countries visited:
Australia, Denmark, Germany, Greece, England, Hungary, Holland, France, Spain, Italy, Vatican City, Czech. Vanuatu.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well it's the holidays so I have literally nothing to do with my life. Gym, eat, sleep, cry. Whatever.

I have summer papers though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not finishing sentences like this and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I ignore them.

No offense, it's part of the "Oops, didn't hear you" package.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food - Lasagna. I already said this, didn't you bother reading my profile? :(

Books - Well, that's a problem. See, picking a favorite book is like a mother picking her favorite child. You just can't. Unless you're my mother, then the answer is obviously me. But I'm an only child...

This part is boring. Look, I like to play videogames. Counterstrike, Pokemon, and whatever is on my Steam game library. Just ask me if I play the same thing as you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My key to the apartment. I wouldn't be able to get in otherwise.
My pants. If I don't wear them people yell at me and make my life hard.
Lasagna (this is the third time I mentioned lasagna, I hope you got the hint)
Lasagna (4th time, must be a world record)
My favorite seat in the lounge (because fuck being told I have to list six things. Here's 7)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why nothing matters because in the perspective of the universe, our actions are not even worth a blink of an eye, timewise.


How many marshmellows I could fit in my mouth before I can't breathe any more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping at 9 because I am a good boy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't actually sleep at 9 because I'm not a good boy.

Also I force my Pokemon to have sex without a condom so I can get more Pokemon.

I enjoy masturbation. But then again I am a guy.
You should message me if
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If you need someone who's actually interesting to talk to.
I suck at small talk, but hit me with the big shiznit and that, I can discuss.
Or if you want a question to be pondered, contemplated, put to the back of my mind, forgotten then answered in a vague riddle in a foreign alien language. Or perhaps buried in the backyard to rot for a few years before being dug up, having the skeleton tossed around and then finally, given to you. Your answer will not make sense. I assure of it. Unless I am in a good mood.