I ask myself that same question every day!

I'm really good at random useless pop culture info. I mean really random and useless. People often say to me "Why do you know that?!" Then they try to make me do math and shake their head and walk away, disappointed.

My sparkling optimism and positivity. After that it's my filthy mouth and all the inappropriate things that spew forth from it. Or my boobs.

Movies: Last of the Mohicans, L.A. Confidential, Fargo, His Girl Friday, Suspiria, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Dawn of the Dead (original), Starship Troopers, The Naked Kiss, In the Mood for Love, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Notorious, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, Casablanca, The Big Lebowski, Jackie Brown, Diva, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Machete, Best in Show, Freaks, Night of the Hunter, The Thin Man, Reservoir Dogs, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Manhattan, Harold and Maude, Assault on Precinct 13 (original), Strictly Ballroom, any Astaire/Rogers musical, Clue, Scotland P.A., Shaun of the Dead,

TV: Hill Street Blues, Firefly, The X Files, Arrested Development, ABFAB, Dexter, Modern Family, The Golden Girls, South Park, Extras, The Sopranos, The Tick (live action), Daytime Soaps, Frasier, Archer, Nip/Tuck, Homicide, Gilmore Girls, NewsRadio, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Weeds, Friday Night Lights, Band of Brothers, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Downton Abbey, Breaking Bad, The Wire,

Books: Lolita, The Shipping News, The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, L.A. Confidential, White Jazz, anything by Chuck Palahniuk but especially Lullaby, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, E.M. Forrester, Harry Potter, J.D. Salinger, The Sheltering Sky, Anna Karenina, Catch 22, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, the Anne of Green Gables series,

Music: Bjork, Radiohead, The Pixies, Leonard Cohen, The Violent Femmes, ABBA, Portishead, Tori Amos, The Rolling Stones, Nick Cave, P.J. Harvey, Lady Gaga, Blondie, Nina Simone, Bob Marley, Roisin Murphy, Goldfrapp, Cassandra Wilson, Edith Piaf, Hole, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Patti Smith, Florence + The Machine, showtunes, classical, dance, electronica, trance, gay euro electropop,

Food: Cheese, cheese and more cheese! Does beer count as food?

1. Friends
2. Travel
3. iPhone (sadly!)
4. Laughing
5. Sleep
6. Sarcasm

Many many deep things. And cheese! And why you never see squirrel poop.

The same thing I do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

Since apparently private means embarrassing, I went to a soap opera convention. Twice.

If you have more to say to me than "When can I see your boobs?"

If you can put a coherent sentence together.

You know the difference between "to" and "too", "your" and "you're", and "there", "their" and "they're".

You know that "a lot" is two words.