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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 8, 2014
Native American, White
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Wants kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I am a gypsy-elf creature... I belong in nature. I sing, I dance, I do kung fu and various martial arts forms, yoga, meditation, and I will give you the best massage of your life. I like to sketch the human form and write insightful verses. I laugh like I'm dying a lot... shit's fuckin funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm developing my tap dancing genius... When it's warm out I play music in downtown Annapolis. I guess the greater vision is to create a sustainable community on my family's land. But what I'm really doing is waiting for my friends in Outer Space to kick the slugs out of the whitehouse and give us all antigravity scooters. This is my album, btw ->
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being at peace in the mystery. Loving people who don't deserve it. Having random psychadelic adverntures... and not so random, for that matter. Anything with my hands. Giving people the attention they never got as kids... playing with kids... being a kid. Taking dares. Finding awesome spots to smoke a bowl... or just sit quietly and smile. Anything with my lips and tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that you Jesus?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, Steppenwolf, Essays by Emerson, The Power of Now, LOTR...

Movies: Milo and Ottis, Gladiator, The Fountain, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ip Man, Avatar, The Avengers...

Shows: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Key and Peele...

Music: Jeff Buckley, Ani Difranco, Martin Sexton, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Blues Traveller, Muse, RHCP, Queen, Coldplay, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, Elton john, Billy Joel, Bob Marley, Classcial, Indian Classical, Middle Eastern, Brazilian, anything ethnic and worldly...

Food: Lox, Avacados, Apples, Bananas, Nuts, Yogurt, Eggs, Sundried Tomatoes, Spinach, Odwalla Superfood Juice (gotta get dat Green Drank!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Water, Sunshine, Gardens, Animals, Art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Heaven on Earth. When are the space ships gonna land? Where am I sleeping tonight? What is that curious scent?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a Power Ranger. a Toadstool. a Giant Scorpion. a GoGo Dancer with Wings!!!

...fuck if I know. Oh wait, sometimes there are drum circles. and lycanthropic orgies!! BWAHAHA!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have athlete's foot. It's not terrible, but it's plagued me since me wee years and I have to use copious amounts of eucalyptus oil on me socks. Die ye dastardly toe scum! Submit to the Minty Freshness! ...something like that.
You should message me if
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you're a savage half-ogre she-beast with six titties and a toothy snatch. :) bring it!