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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:42pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everything you want to know about me, Volume I:

* I'm adventurous, mysterious and pragmatic. Or maybe that was pragmatically mysterious? Curse my absent-mindedness
* Native born on the UES, and just recently moved back. So, what's new?
* I went through a hippie, hobo Kerouac phase abroad so I hope you're into hobos
* My family is from Spain so my Spanish has a sexy accent.

Things I love:
* Bullet Points
* Cooking and about as much as I like to eat, which, is to say quite a lot.
* A good bourbon and a cigar. Yep I like stogies.
* The show No Reservations. My guidance counselor was way off.
* Chocolate.

Things that slightly amuse me:
* Breakdancers at the subway stations. God I wish I could dance like that.
* Air guitar. I'm a talented, pro air guitarist and kazoo player.
* Farmers markets. Are you into farmers because I have overalls.
* Saturday morning pickup quidditch games and impromptu lightsaber battles. No worries, I have an extra broom, but you'll have to bring your own lightsaber.

If you would like to know more you can wait for Vol II or inquire about my infomercial, promotional DVD with Power Point presentation (it has pie charts and a brochure and honestly, who doesn't like pie charts)!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an underwater basket engineer and part-time Chia pet breeder. I go to the gym, read, sleep, and travel. Rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving Rubik's Cubes, logic and math problems and writing software. Yes, I am a computer nerd. No, I don't know what's wrong with your computer. You should probably stop visiting those websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
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* My big brown eyes
* My aesthetically pleasing use of bullet points
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been to both Bonnaroo and Dragoncon a few times so I have an eclectic taste in music and can be a little geeky, but I'm still quite the snazzy dresser.

When it comes to food and wine I love it all and don't discriminate except when it comes to butter. I can't stand subpar butter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* my phone
* my toothbrush
* friends
* my brother
* sunscreen
* a good bourbon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The reconciliation of justice and power.

Ha ha I kid! I actually don't know, I'll have to think about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating the intrinsic value of life over a game of Cards Against Humanity, carousing with friends and co-workers at happy hour, performing cartwheels, and continuing my quest for the best garlic stuffed olives in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My clothes were stolen while skinny dipping. Yeah, it's still not funny yet now where are my shorts!
You should message me if
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You are goofy, nerdy and unpretentious. Well, just message me if you're cute, want to say hi and are a good thumb wrestler. An unpretentious thumb wrestler. You know what!? As long as you're really cute and have thumbs: message me