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PantalonesGuapo

37 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Everything you've wanted to know about me, Volume I

* I'm adventurous, mysterious and pragmatic. Or maybe that was pragmatically mysterious.
* Native NYer born on the UES, and just recently moved back. So, what's new?
* I went through a hippie, hobo Kerouac phase abroad. I hope you're into hobos
* My family is from Spain so my Spanish has a sexy accent

Things I love:
* Bullet Points!
* Cooking and about as much as I like to eat, which, is to say quite a lot.
* A good bourbon and a cigar. Not all the time, jeez
* The show No Reservations. My guidance counselor was way off.
* Chocolate. Especially Jacques Torres Wicked Hot chocolate.

Things that slightly amuse me:
* Breakdancers at the subway stations. God I wish I could dance like that
* Air guitar. I'm a talented, pro air guitarist and kazoo player. Come see my show
* Farmers markets! Are you into farmers because I have overalls
* Saturday morning pickup quidditch games and impromptu lightsaber battles. No worries, I have an extra broom, but you'll have to bring your own lightsaber.

If you would like to know more you can wait for Vol II or my infomercial, promotional DVD with Power Point presentation (it has pie charts and a brochure. Seriously, though, who doesn't like pie charts).
What I’m doing with my life
I am an underwater basket engineer and part-time Chia pet breeder. The rest revolves around the gym, reading, sleeping, and traveling. Rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
Solving Rubik's Cubes, logic and math problems and writing software. Yes I am a computer nerd. No I don't know what's wrong with your computer. You should probably not visit those websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's a toss up between:

* My big brown eyes
or
* My aesthetically pleasing use of bullet points
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been to both Bonnaroo and Dragoncon a few times so I have an eclectic taste in music and can be a little geeky, but I'm still a snazzy dresser.

When it comes to food and wine I love it all and don't discriminate except when it comes to butter. Curse you lousy butter!
The six things I could never do without
* my phone
* my toothbrush
* friends
* manchego
* sunscreen
* a good bourbon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The reconciliation of justice and power.

Ha ha kidding. Actually I don't know, I'll have to think about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, besides secretly plotting world domination over a game of Cards Against Humanity, I'm generally carousing with friends and co-workers at happy hour, performing cartwheels, and continuing my quest for the best garlic stuffed olives in the world (so far Dean and Deluca is ahead by a nose).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My clothes were stolen while skinny dipping. Yeah, it's still not funny yet, now where are my shorts!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are goofy, nerdy and unpretentious. Well, just message me if you're cute, want to say hi and are a very good thumb wrestler. An unpretentious thumb wrestler. You know what!? As long as you're really cute and have thumbs, message me.