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PantalonesGuapo

38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everything you want to know about me, Volume I:

* I'm adventurous, mysterious and pragmatic. Or maybe that was pragmatically mysterious? I forget...
* Native born on the UES, and just recently moved back. So, what's new?
* I went through a hippie, hobo Kerouac phase abroad so I hope you're into hobos
* My family is from Spain so my Spanish has a sexy accent.

Things I love:
* Bullet Points!
* Cooking and about as much as I like to eat, which, is to say quite a lot.
* A good bourbon and a cigar. Yep I like stogies.
* The show No Reservations. My guidance counselor was way off.
* Chocolate. No explanation needed.

Things that slightly amuse me:
* Breakdancers at the subway stations. God I wish I could dance like that.
* Air guitar. I'm a talented, pro air guitarist and kazoo player.
* Farmers markets! Are you into farmers because I have overalls.
* Saturday morning pickup quidditch games and impromptu lightsaber battles. No worries, I have an extra broom, but you'll have to bring your own lightsaber.

If you would like to know more you can wait for Vol II or inquire about my infomercial, promotional DVD with Power Point presentation (it has pie charts and a brochure. Honestly though, who doesn't like pie charts).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an underwater basket engineer and part-time Chia pet breeder. Then comes the gym, reading, sleeping, and traveling. Rinse and repeat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving Rubik's Cubes, logic and math problems and writing software. Yes, I am a computer nerd. No, I don't know what's wrong with your computer. You should probably stop visiting those websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People either notice:

* My big brown eyes
or
* My aesthetically pleasing use of bullet points
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been to both Bonnaroo and Dragoncon a few times so I have an eclectic taste in music and can be a little geeky, but I'm still quite the snazzy dresser.

When it comes to food and wine I love it all and don't discriminate except when it comes to butter. I can't stand subpar butter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* my phone
* my toothbrush
* friends
* manchego
* sunscreen
* a good bourbon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The reconciliation of justice and power.

Ha ha kidding. Actually I don't know, I'll have to think about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating the intrinsic value of life over a game of Cards Against Humanity, carousing with friends and co-workers at happy hour, performing cartwheels, and continuing my quest for the best garlic stuffed olives in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My clothes were stolen while skinny dipping. Yeah, well, it's still not funny yet now where are my shorts!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are goofy, nerdy and unpretentious. Well, just message me if you're cute, want to say hi and are a good thumb wrestler. An unpretentious thumb wrestler. You know what!? As long as you're really cute and have thumbs, message me.