I'm smart and decent-looking, sometimes fun
(where "fun" refers to nerdy, geeky things -
like politics and board games. Also, one
likes beating people up, and sometimes sings).
I *don't* like "isms," sex- or otherwise
(including "chivalry." I mean it. Don't).
I *do* like nonsense, word games, and most guys
Who wear eyeliner. Oh, and Francophones.
My job and pets consume most of my time,
And while I usually do fine alone,
Some things are better done partners in crime
(well, but: crime isn't something I condone).
So far, no luck in finding a good match,
Despite the fact I clearly am a catch.