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Pantouffles

36 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't do this (... or anything) earnestly. Sonnet time!

I'm smart and decent-looking, sometimes fun
(where "fun" refers to nerdy, geeky things -
like politics and board games. Also, one
likes beating people up, and sometimes sings).

I *don't* like "isms," sex- or otherwise
(including "chivalry." I mean it. Don't).
I *do* like nonsense, word games, and most guys
Who wear eyeliner. Oh, and Francophones.

My job and pets consume most of my time,
And while I usually do fine alone,
Some things are better done partners in crime
(well, but: crime isn't something I condone).

So far, no luck in finding a good match,
Despite the fact I clearly am a catch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm alone, probably my eyes. They're pretty nice, if I do say so myself.

If I'm walking my dog, probably her. She's funny looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's go with most recent rather than favo*u*rite, on the assumption that recent = representative.

Books: one about dog behaviour (a friend wrote a chapter of it!), and the Portable Dorothy Parker.

Shows / movies: desperate to rewatch Orphan Black before season 2 starts, most recent movie was actually -- at a coworker's insistence -- Moonstruck. (When someone is that crazy, you report them to the authorities, you do not sleep with them.)

Music: various Sultans of String songs, aaaaand the eponymous World on Edge album (which I used to have on cassette). Shut up, it's awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read the entire Harry Potter series, and the Hunger Games trilogy, and the first two Divergent books, but I read them in *French,* so it counts as educational.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along. (Note: I might not respond if I think your assessment in that regard is bonkers.)