Pantouffles
38 Ottawa, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I can't do this (... or anything) earnestly. Sonnet time!

I'm smart and decent-looking, sometimes fun
(where "fun" refers to nerdy, geeky things -
like politics and board games. Also, one
likes beating people up, and sometimes sings).

I *don't* like "isms," sex- or otherwise
(including "chivalry." I mean it. Don't).
I *do* like nonsense, word games, and most guys
Who wear eyeliner. Oh, and Francophones.

My job and pets consume most of my time,
And while I usually do fine alone,
Some things are better done partners in crime
(well, but: crime isn't something I condone).

So far, no luck in finding a good match,
Despite the fact I clearly am a catch.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm alone, probably my eyes. They're pretty nice, if I do say so myself.

If I'm walking my dog, probably her. She's funny looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's go with most recent rather than favo*u*rite, on the assumption that recent = representative.

Books: one about dog behaviour (a friend wrote a chapter of it!), and the Portable Dorothy Parker.

Shows / movies: desperate to rewatch Orphan Black before season 2 starts, most recent movie was actually -- at a coworker's insistence -- Moonstruck. (When someone is that crazy, you report them to the authorities, you do not sleep with them.)

Music: various Sultans of String songs, aaaaand the eponymous World on Edge album (which I used to have on cassette). Shut up, it's awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read the entire Harry Potter series, and the Hunger Games trilogy, and the first two Divergent books, but I read them in *French,* so it counts as educational.
You should message me if
You think we'd get along. (Note: I might not respond if I think your assessment in that regard is bonkers.)
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