Wait, what? You *DON'T* want to hear the most boring, basic, benign and contrived information about me possible?! What do you mean you've heard that crap more times you've heard Lorde on the radio?! You want to know about me, who I am, what makes me tick? What are you some kind of inquisitive sycophant?!
Fine then, let's do this - Breaking me down to my constituent parts would yield a healthy carbon-based smathering of creative drive; a desire to reach the top, strap on a jetpack, and redefine where the top was ever thought to have been. I have built my entire life around this notion; I am driven as all hell, creative and ardently drawn towards the unique.
I often find myself pulled towards people who feed off this same ideology, I thrive on that moment when you see someone's eyes light up at an idea. When you can stand back and admire what you've created. I also really like wiener dogs. Their stumpy legs are like waddling fuzz-nubs.