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Panzerfauster

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, C++

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My self-summary
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Oh oh oh, I know this one. Ok, here goes: "Hello. I'm X. I work at X. I like exploring and adventures. I like to laugh. I love hanging out with friends. I just moved to X, I love meeting people! Music is my life!"

Wait, what? You *DON'T* want to hear the most boring, basic, benign and contrived information about me possible?! What do you mean you've heard that crap more times you've heard Lorde on the radio?! You want to know about me, who I am, what makes me tick? What are you some kind of inquisitive sycophant?!

Fine then, let's do this - Breaking me down to my constituent parts would yield a healthy carbon-based smathering of creative drive; a desire to reach the top, strap on a jetpack, and redefine where the top was ever thought to have been. I have built my entire life around this notion; I am driven as all hell, creative and ardently drawn towards the unique.

I often find myself pulled towards people who feed off this same ideology, I thrive on that moment when you see someone's eyes light up at an idea. When you can stand back and admire what you've created. I also really like wiener dogs. Their stumpy legs are like waddling fuzz-nubs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a company based out of LA, and run it here in Austin (Because, ew, smog, and you know, yay Texas). When I'm not working, I'm cooking new foods, exercising like I'm trying to scotch-tape extra biceps to my body, or playing music.

I try to make it a regular habit to drop-kick life in its big dumb teeth with a god damned bazooka. Seriously, everything is always trying to bring you down - so having a positive outlook on life is an ever-present tenant to my non-surreptitious and forthright way of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can prepare a better salad than you. No really. I will throw down. We will engage in a mortal leafy mixed romaine and spinach accented skirmish from which I shall emerge the victor.

One might say I have the *chops* to back it up.

I'm also pretty good at art n' shit because, it's like my job or whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I converse advocating a verbose lexicon beyond the comprehension of standardized circumscribed nomenclatures annnnnnnnnnnnd I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's kick off this juggernaut of a question right. Are you ready? I'm going to clog your fucking internet pipes with more band names, movie titles and food types than the NSA can catalog.

Seriously though, this question can chomp a D.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Critical Thinking Skills
-Mother. Fucking. Science.
-Carl Sagan's impressed wisdom and insight.
-The ring of hell reserved for people that put "oxygen" as their answer to this question.
-Wikipedia-based bullshit calling and subsequent fact-checking.
-Garlic powder - food yummy-maker and vampire getter-ridderer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why, as a grown man I contemplate Dinosaurs this much.

-No seriously, did they just put little mittens on their tard claws when it got cold?

-Why violence is so much less taboo in this country than sex.

-How to construct stable ionic bonds using just my face.

-Asking myself if my beliefs still align with my growth as a person.

-How to run my company with enough integrity that I'm proud of my work while also making enough money to pay everyone.

-How there is a non-zero percent chance someone sent me their opening email while sitting on a toilet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making my own hours is a very lovely luxury, so I impose my Friday night onto any gorram night I want. Typically, on my a-typical typical Friday night I am biking around Lady Bird, Kayaking, cooking a healthy and delicious meal, playing drums or quietly reenacting the entirety of Michael Bay's Armageddon to myself using just a second hand astronaut costume and an M. C. Escher painting to represent the egregious impossibility of science that is that movie's plot line.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a giant kid at heart. I love toys and games. I think trains are fucking awesome and planes quite literally might be the greatest thing since ice cubes. Seriously, they can FLY IN THE AIR. God damn that shit's cool.

Also: I think answering this question with "I'm on a dating site" should cause OKCupid to automatically delete your account and then uninstall your browser.
You should message me if
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I would love to meet a girl who's creative, independent and passionate. I value fitness and health highly so I would like to meet someone that wants to share the outdoors and take advantage all the beautiful places to visit that Austin has to offer. That said, being able to get down with some Netty-flicks and a bottle of Pinot sounds pretty fucking fantastic too.

I generally like more "alternative" styles such as tattoos and a strong sense of personal identity, but it isn't necessary you're ridiculous amounts of awesome.