If you're stupid, don't talk to me. Spare us both that experience, please.
I can't stand talking on the phone, so don't bother asking for my number. I usually only check my cell phone for messages once or twice a day. Upon listening to my voice mails i subsequently ignore and promptly delete them. I never call anyone. Never.
And i never wear makeup.
I take an interest in serial killers and enjoy speaking with others who share that interest. I also like good books, as they make good cup coasters for coffee, and movies as they are a cheaper, non-addictive alternative to sleeping pills. I especially enjoy the Holy Bible, as its pages come in handy when i run out of rolling papers. I am convinced that anything can be made into finger food if one is creative enough. I think blind hatred is a beautiful thing, and i exercise it as often as i can. Of course, there are a myriad of things i hate with what i believe to be good reason, such as Catholics. I at least have respect for every other religion, even other Christian denominations, but i really cannot stand Catholicism.
I haven't watched the news in about 3 or 4 years, so i have absolutely no idea what is going on in the world today. But it's alright, i'm content with that.
I'm not that good at receiving compliments, and even worse at giving them.
I refuse to believe the rumors that there are indeed a 6,7,8,and 9am, since i have never seen these hours. People have told me of their existence, but i'm never too quick to believe in anything supernatural (such as those ungodly hours of the morning) until i've experienced it first hand. And i dare say, i can't ever remember seeing those numbers on the clock other than in the evening.
I idolize Hayley Stark, Mickey and Mallory Knox, and Ted Kaczynski. Cookie for anyone who knows who the hell those people are. Google is cheating, and cheating is punishable by death.
I also enjoy putting brackets around random words that may appear to be completely irrelevant.
I am a firm believer that Girl Scout cookies are an acceptable breakfast food. Also great for lunch, dinner, and snacks in between.
Some other things i like include exotic animals, anything outdoors or involving nature, doing research on random topics, eating popcorn, singing in the shower loud enough for the neighbors to complain, proper use of the English language (though if you haven't noticed, i only capitalize the word "i" if it's at the beginning of a sentence, which i do intentionally), finding money in my pockets, having random people hand me money of any amount not not expecting it back, throwing stones at glass houses, semi-intellectual debates(since i can't keep up with the big dogs yet), teas of all kinds, minds, faces, and pawns. And i've recently taken an interest in basidiomycota, for reasons that are pretty obvious, but that i still don't care to discuss.
I think patriotism is not only foolish, but also dangerous to some degree.
I'm always looking for more minds to BS with, though i've come to find that they are not as abundant as i once thought. Sadly smart people are considered, in my opinion, to be an endangered specie.
I'm not only reluctant to meet anyone i talk to on this website, but am altogether unwilling. So don't bother asking. If you don't like it, you can suck the cock i don't have.
Oh, and i'm a fucking hippie in almost every way.
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