You may recognise me as former competitive eating champion Furious Pete. Due to a tragic necktie accident I was fitted with a prosthetic larynx and was forced into early retirement. I was the first man on the moon, Neil Armstrong is a dirty liar. I hold the Guinness world record for fastest recital of the alphabet, 0.37seconds. I can run 100m in under 9 seconds, but I don't do it in public because I'm modest and don't like to show off. I was once engaged to Jessica Biel, but she broke it off because I was "too much man for her to handle". Her words, not mine. I made it to the final casting for the new Batman role but I pulled out because I thought Ben Affleck would do a better job than me. (Not really, he's terrible, it was actually because I couldnt have done better than Christian Bale) I invented time travel so I could travel back to 1994 to score against Italy in the World Cup, don't ask why but that prevented Skynet from becoming self sufficient and ending the world. But, again, I'm modest and don't like to brag about it.
I'm probably the best COD player on okc, and that's saying a lot! I have a medical condition that if I don't have a double latte in any 48hour period I will die. Kinda like that Crank movie mixed with....Clerks or something. Crerk?? I enjoy going to the gym. That does not make me a gym rat or one of those losers who wears tank tops all over the place and are constantly checking themselves out. I love watching all sports other than cricket, because cricket is not a sport. I like people who are genuine, who share their own interests/opinions/passions and don't act like dicks, the opposite of hipster rockers basically, I think that's a fad now.
You may notice this is getting more honest/ realistic as it goes along, just to see how far people read. Except for the Jessica Biel thing, that part is totally true.
Also, if you actually like the Twilight Saga/Justin Bieber please take a leave of absense from whatever you do to reevaluate your life. Infact, find someone you trust but who slightly dislikes you to subject you to several days of immersion therapy by forcibly showing you some of the movies/tv shows i have listed below while music like Led Zeppelin, the who, Sigur Rós, Radiohead plays in the background until whatever inherent error that exists in your brain is rewired correctly. Thanks.