Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it She does something she wants to do, and
it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if
they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40 they already
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You
don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her!
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free?",
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart then you'll always be sad..........
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actually appreciating everyday above ground, knowing I'm on the
of my life! I now realize just how precious
and short our lives are, in comparison
to the beginning of time, the centuries
behind us and the future that won't be ours!
Maybe we ought to sell a 100 year watch counting Down the minutes
we assume that we have on earth.
Like toilet paper, when you get near the end it goes by really
fast. My humor!
Hope it made you smile?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As a landlord there's probably nothing I can't fix, well maybe a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The halo above my head? (just kidding)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite author, Steven Hunter, read all 15 of his books!
Harlen Coben & Clive Cussler, Enjoy theatre, off beat movies,
Dexter, Curb your Enthusiam and recently, "Criminal Minds" Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my sense of humor
(if you haven't already noticed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing anything I want!
Actually I do that 24/7
No set schedule or agenda
just living the dream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to be naked to find out! (lol)
You should message me if
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