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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Asian, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short, dark, and maybe handsome? That one sentence already filters out a lot of women from my profile <_<; BUT! I make it up with undying loyalty, kindness, and honesty. Uh and randomness, Meh... still not convinced? Okay I'm dorky, eccentric, and weird. I'm just kidding I'm totally normal, if normal means jumping on certain tiles at department stores because the other tiles are actually lava tiles that will sink into the floor then yes I am 100% normal. Well if you're not deterred by what I've written then please feel free to scroll further down on my profile cause it only gets stranger....or maybe better? o_O;
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm stockpiling canned foods, water, guns and ammo so when the apocalypse arrives the supplies will get buried under tons of rubble and I just wasted all this time for nothing. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plugging USBs in the wrong way, then turning it around and it still doesn't fit, then looking it at and trying another way and it works. Putting my shirt on backwards, losing my t.v. remote, putting my socks on inside out. Making myself look lame cause I can't drink shots in one gulp.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:Terminator 2, Dinosaurs, Super Troopers, The Grudge, Escape from L.A., Sniper, Battle Royal, The Rundown, Pacific Rim, Dredd, The Italian Job, The Expendables, TMNT(1990), Legend, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Cada De Mi Padre, Scary Movie, The Cabin In The Woods, Evil Dead, Men in Black, The Lost Boys, Lord of the Rings, Spaceballs, Jurassic Park, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Princess Mononoke, Princess Bride, An American Tail, Tombstone
Shows: BBC Merlin, BBC Top Gear, Storm Chasers, The Colony, The Haunted, The Walking Dead, Justice League, Regular Show, Adventure Time, American Dad, Dinosaurs, The Office, The Wonder Years, Star Trek, Parking Wars, Big Cat Diary, Dexter, Burn Notice, Heroes, Man Vs Wild, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, Haven, Terra Nova, Ice Road Truckers, Whale Wars, Bizarre Foods, New Girl, Haunted Highway, Ghost Adventures, Naked and Afraid, Pawn Stars, My cat from Hell, Defiance
Music: Toto, Linkin Park, Aiden, Dirty Vegas, Journey, Swedish House Mafia, Rob Zombie, Gorillaz, Metric, Rascal Flatts, Bon Jovi, Nico Touches the Walls, Falco, Yaz, The Prodigy, Fun., Megadeth, Angels and Airwaves, Europe, U2, The Outfield, Imagine Dragons, Bastille, Super Eurobeat
Food: Sushi, Spring Rolls, Mongolian Beef, Combination Fried Rice, Veal Parmigiana, Chicken Marsala, Chicken Parmigiana, Pepperoni Pizza, Flautas, Menudo, Papusas, Catfish, Pancakes
Games: Chrono Trigger, Legend of Mana, Super Mario Kart, Xenogears, Legend of Zelda, Civilization, Borderlands, Batman Asylum/City/Origins, Amnesia, Warcraft, Final Fantasy, Xcom, Altered Beast, Sonic, Tales of Vesperia, Elder Scrolls, The Walking Dead, Wolf Among Us, Torchlite, Path of Exile, Tropico, Dead Island
Animes: Deadman Wonderland, Valkyria Chronicles, Fairy Tail, Rurouni Kenshin, The Devil is a Part-Timer!, Psycho-Pass, Deathnote, Fate/Zero, Knights of Sedonia, Attack on Titan, Full Metal Alchemist, Legandary Heroes, Blue Exorcist, Rosario + Vampire, Trigun
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chinese Food
El Salvadorian Food
North American Food
Thai Food
Indian Food
Mediterranean Food
Frosted Flakes
Vietnamese Food
Malta Goya
A calculator to help count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-🌳Why people/businesses always plant large shrubbery/trees/lamp posts/flowers on the street corner where I need to make a right or left turn onto the street, its not like I need to see incoming cars or anything right? No joke you'll start wondering when you go driving now.

-Why I always pick something up the wrong way and it spills out on the floor.

-Why is it people jog on the wrong lane coming towards you at the park?

-Why I never seem to get the green left turn arrow but the otherside always does.

-Why you are still reading my profile

-What the big difference is between spring water and drinking water.

-When Netflix is going to magically revive the show Firefly.

-Why I always pick the most problematic lane at the grocery store.

-Juwanna Mann?

-If a werewolf/man moved to the moon would it become a permenant werewolf?

-Why is it my phone always bounces into space when I try to throw it on my bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put my head down when I run a yellow light because I feel shamed.
I watch Pewdiepie videos on Youtube and enjoy them.
I listen to NPR, and I've never donated.
I use google to correct most of my spellings.
I secretly enjoy watching Whale Wars.
I sing along to the Dragonborn Skyrim soundtrack.
I fell asleep on my chair and scared myself awake when I snored too loudly.
I threw up and almost fainted at a muay thai class.
I swerve to avoid manholes on the street.
I also try to switch lanes while avoiding the white bumpy divider things at the same time.
I cried at the end of the Neverending Story.
I like watching minecraft trolling videos.
I over eat vitamin gummy bears.
I like to turn off the heater and roll up into a tight burrito with my comforter on a very cold night.
I am obsessed with Welch's Concord Grape Juice.
I try to keep my eyes open with I shampoo cause I feel like someone is about to grab me if I close my eyes at the wrong time.
I make moaning sounds when I hit bumps on the road.
I always carry every grocery bag home from the car, no matter how heavy or how many bags I have. NO SECOND TRIPS!!!
I also always stick to the line I pick at the grocery store, no matter how many coupons the person infront of me has, no matter how many checks the person needs to write, no matter how many price checks they need to find out.
I also don't try to find the closest parking spot, I just get out and walk.
I can run a lap at my usual jogging trail going uphill but if I try going the opposite direction mostly going downhill I cannot finish the lap.
I get upset when I noticed that the large family size version of yogurt comes in only three flavors. Plain vanilla, strawberry and strawberry banana. But the little small lunch packet versions come with 16 different flavors. Yes I counted.
I am lactose intolerant.
I overdosed on cough drops, yes you can overdose on them *sigh*
I am allergic to sunny side up eggs, but not scrambled eggs.
I used to be left handed but that was deemed a thing of the devil in my school as a kid so I was forced to be a right hander.
I don't switch hands after cutting any sort of meat on my plate mostly because my left hand cuts better than my right. Must be the devil coming back.
I pretend broccoli is a tree and I'm a dinosaur form Jurassic Park when I eat it.
I don't understand why people need ranch or blue cheese dressing when eating hotwings, doesn't that just take the original flavor away?
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