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ParasiticTween

22 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH64oiU1uqk

JUST LOOKING FOR NEW PALS BE MY NEW PAL PLZ
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm attending art school in Chicago, studying experimental animation and illustration. Right now, the goal is to someday create psychedelic animated music videos for bands, but I think I'd have so much trouble staying in one specific field. I also want to take up screen-printing, draw concept art for indie videogames, make storyboards for animated shows/films, illustrate children's books and alternative comics, create my own puppets, paint on canvas... I don't know what I'm doing, ever
I’m really good at
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overthinking social media
shifting rapidly between intense cynicism and utter sincerity
regurgitating cultural cliches
developing bindi zits
drawing puking aliens covered in vaginas
hummus
The first things people usually notice about me
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disgusting ginger/dumb civil war sideburns/ugly sweaters
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed. Basically anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Terry Pratchett, Douglass Coupland, or Jorge Luis Borges. I'm also a bit of a geek for "fantasy rodent" shit like The Redwall Series and The Deptford Mice Trilogy. Blame it on my childhood. I really love offbeat comics too, like Unlovable, Ghost World, Black Hole, and everything by Edward Gorey and Junji Ito.

Movies: The Dark Crystal, Pan's Labyrinth, TekkonKinkreet, Jan Svankmajer's Alice, The Fall, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wet Hot American Summer, The Iron Giant, Suspiria, Hausu, Spirited Away, The Color of Pomegranates, Fantastic Planet, Alien, Fantasia, and billions more. I also really love watching movies of the shit variety, like The Room, Troll 2, Showgirls, other shit

Shows: Carnivale, 30 Rock, Planet Earth, Stella, Arrested Development, Firefly, Food Party, Avatar: The Last Airbender, FLCL, Look Around You, Mission Hill, Flapjack, Adventure Time, Twin Peaks, Superjail--TV is not an inherent wasteland, you're just a dumb.

Music: http://soundcloud.com/parasitictween (basically anything with bouncy synths or deconstructed chipmunk voices or whirring atmospheric guitars or Swedish people involved)
The six things I could never do without
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mythology/iconography
haunting swedish vocals
sincere, unpatronizing movies about youth and wonder
transportive/beautiful/weird videogames
my stories
smut
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how weird teeth are, like seriously think about them they're so weird
the new furby in comparison to the old furby
synesthesia
the dogs I have known
robot anime girls developing feelings
futuristic neon cathedrals
punkz vs preps
the inevitable heat death of the universe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have, of my own free will, watched every single episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation in existence.
You should message me if
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I'm currently seeing a fella who I like a whole bunch so I'm not really looking for relationships or anything, *srry 2 braek ur heart boiz* ;)

But I'm always looking for cool people to hang out with/go to shows with/talk about art and stuff with, so feel free to shoot me a message if you don't suck and wanna have phun

(aaaalso me and the boof occasionally like to fool around with other people together so if you're dreamy and the idea floats your boat maybe we can have a time)

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