I'm the stereotypical nice-but-awkward guy (stereotypes are bad, mmmmm'kay?). I have an occasionally-embarrassing affinity for puns and wordplay (hence the username), I use dashes in the place of real punctuation, and I overuse ellipses. Often, if I can't think of anything interesting or relevant to say, I won't say anything, which is sometimes awkward. I can't help it - I like to maintain a certain economy of words. In an ideal world, I could sell my word emission credits to more talkative people in some sort of cap-and-trade system.
I'm a serial procrastinator and cereal masticator.
I hesitate to call myself a geek, because I don't have the computer or pop culture knowledge to back it up. I don't know what that makes me. Oblivious, I suppose?
My to-read list is way too long, and keeps growing.