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Parker867

28 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be loud and obnoxious or a fly on a wall. Outgoing and spontaneous or cold and calculated. Pretty sure I don't have a split personality but who really knows for sure?
I hate going to bed early!
I'm an avid rambler who sometimes goes on and on and on about all kinds of useless tidbits of information.
Anyone who graces me with a message is likely to die from laughter from the most terrible situational jokes, along with lame word play they've ever heard/read if we can get through a few messages.

So, what are ya waiting for? I'm only the billionth male profile on the interwebs!!! Everything I say or do has been done, albeit more admirably by someone else!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
umm .. working and paying bills; the same things everyone does
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm incredibly well versed at bumping into things and tripping over invisible obstructions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More than likely my twisted sense of humour
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to do things in pairs here because I find things tend to be best when complemented by something else:

In no particular order:

Steak and Whiskey
People and a way to communicate with them (phone, facebook, whatever)
A place to live with a comfortable bed :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to reduce stress in life ... Who needs it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out with friends, making it weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born on a foreign planet and was sent to Earth for a case study to determine if our species could blend in and eventually take over.