I hate going to bed early!
I'm an avid rambler who sometimes goes on and on and on about all kinds of useless tidbits of information.
Anyone who graces me with a message is likely to die from laughter from the most terrible situational jokes, along with lame word play they've ever heard/read if we can get through a few messages.
So, what are ya waiting for? I'm only the billionth male profile on the interwebs!!! Everything I say or do has been done, albeit more admirably by someone else!!!